Smokey Bear cancelled after anonymous Facebook post.

[iso36]

American Celebrity Fire Prevention bear Smokey has been cancelled in a firestorm of sex charges.

Little is known about the allegations.

His successor, Ember the Fire Prevention Fox, a Canadian, is quietly assuming the role.


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[JohnEBbad]

Ember keeps humping legs. He won't be around long.

 

[iso36]

Ember identifies as two-spirit.

 

[JohnEBbad]

He's also a notorious chicken-killer...

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

What is the world coming to?

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[iso36]

As a bear, Smokey was always a target for Kevin Spacey and the Democrat secret cabal.

 

[JohnEBbad]

Not to mention any hunter with a tag. You have to have a collar like Yogi and Booboo to be safe.

No self-respecting hunter shoots a pet, but the sanctimonious?