Smile... it confuses people

[3 Legged Donkey]

And that's a fact.

 

[NoJo]

And that's a fact.

Not just smiling: Speaking in "oppy" works too. Yoppoo fopuckopping coppunt.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Not just smiling: Speaking in "oppy" works too. Yoppoo fopuckopping coppunt.

Thaopponk yoppoo.





Off to change my donkey knickers this time...

 

[NoJo]

*smiles confusingly*

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

*winks nauseatingly*

 

[NoJo]

Let me be the judge of how nauseating you are.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Oh my! Why, that was rather old-fashioningly spiffing of you, Sir!

*flutters big long donkey-eyelashes*

 

[NoJo]

Oh my! Why, that was rather old-fashioningly spiffing of you, Sir!

*flutters big long donkey-eyelashes*

Well you deserved a bit of a spiffing, frankly

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Well you deserved a bit of a spiffing, frankly

Story of my life, love...

*cries about absent leg*

*but then remembers the bit about being a masochist*

 

[NoJo]

I like you when you're legless, it makes me want to hand you a crutch

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Get your hand out of there, young man! We haven't even had a promenade across the lawns yet!

 

[HappyLlama]

Not much to go on:

'In a box'

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Not much to go on:

'In a box'

I manage just fine, and I can't even cock my leg.

I fall over, you see...

 

[kendo1]

So it's the back leg that's missing?
Sore on the nuts when you fall.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

So it's the back leg that's missing?
Sore on the nuts when you fall.

I can't eat nuts, I'm allergic.

 

[CharleyH]

And that's a fact.

ESPECIALLY on the subway. LOL



I understand.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

ESPECIALLY on the subway. LOL



I understand.

I like to do it to random strangers, and coming from me, that can be quite a shock.




Thought you might.

 

[ElizabethWest]

And that's a fact.

I'm confused when I'm not being smiled at. What does that mean?

 

[NoJo]

I'm confused when I'm not being smiled at. What does that mean?

If you're not being smiled at, tell them to turn that frown upside down, by Golly.

 

[TxRad]

I'm confused when I'm not being smiled at. What does that mean?

I think that's more of a lusty lear, you're used to....

 

[ElizabethWest]

If you're not being smiled at, tell them to turn that frown upside down, by Golly.

By Golly. Is she related to By Granny?

Not that my Granny is bi, mind you, but one never knows.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I think that's more of a lusty lear, you're used to....

peut-être

 

[NoJo]

Not that my Granny is bi, mind you, but one never knows.

Still, I live in hope.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Still, I live in hope.

Hope, Arkansas? With Bill Clinton? I thought you were in Yerp.

 

[CharleyH]

Hope, Arkansas? With Bill Clinton? I thought you were in Yerp.

If we got sucked off like that by anyone BUT Monica, I am certain we'd all be happy, Lizzy. THE AMATEUR!