Smegma

[Sparky Kronkite]

Smegma (Garthwaite, Webster)

A cheeselike, foul smelling, sebatious secretion that accumulates under the foreskin of the male and around the hood of the female clitoris......

The clitoris, the clitoris, the clitoris, the clitoris, the clitoris! I so love to sayyyyyyy..... clitoris.

SMEGMA!!!

I like smegma on my toast
I like smegma on my biscuits
I like smegma with my morning coffee
I like smegma on my prick

 

[jcgirl]

Ewwww

 

[Angel]

...ew?

 

[jcgirl]

Yes eww........why you no eww? how can you no eww with that description?

 

[Angel]

I would have went FAR FAR FAR beyond EW. LOL I just couldnt think of a word to use.

 

[jcgirl]

Me either. Dead, diseased, rotted projectile donkey vomit came to mind.............but I thought it was rather long.......

 

[Ambrosious]

jcgirl

It is.

 

[jcgirl]

Ambros

Hick Smartass

 

[Angel]

I've always called it rotten penis cheese.
Mainly because I was the only person I knew who knew what Smegma was.

I of course cheerfully had to enlighten my friends and family.. no wonder why they don't talk to me anymore lol

 

[Ambrosious]

Yankee

Hick Smartass

You're from where again?

 

[jcgirl]

Ambros

oh Hush

 

[Ambrosious]

jcgirl

Which state was that again?

(Hint, she does know the meaning to "Bless your little heart")

 

[KillerMuffin]

You know, some of us have or have had horses at one time. And some of us were poor lil SOB's to boot, so we had to do the smegma cleaning all by our little lonesomes. Others of us are just dumb enough to work for stables where they are required to do the smegma cleaning. Contrary to the every story about horses in the Extreme section, my gelding objected to the proceedings.

My friend works in a nurse home. One of those cheapo joints. She got to the be the Foreskin Queen last week. Weekly one of the nurse type people has to go through and clean the smegma out of the foreskin of those lecherous old men.

You are very odd at times Sparks.

 

[Cheri]

Thanks for introducing me to my latest put-down. Smegma dude!

 

[Pyper]

This post is possibly the most disgusting thing I have heard in a long time. I can't remember a more disgusting thing at this moment, but it may be that the image of smegma *shudders* has temporarily overloaded my disgust receptors.

ew, Ew, EW!

 

[cheekyminx]

And I had to read this post straight after my dinner.
Runs out to the bathroom to pray to the porceline Gods

 

[*Lazer*]

Smegma is also found on newborns it's purpose to protect their delicate skin ever notice it folks. Have never seen a baby born without it yet. It's not a big deal and is not smelly or disgusting.

[Edited by *Lazer* on 02-10-2001 at 07:32 AM]

 

[Bushido71XS]

Only Sparky could come up with a thread called Smegma and get people to post on it.