Smegma: Overrated?

[NoJo]

Well? Is it? I have strong opinions about this, but would like to solicit yours.

It's for a story.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Well? Is it? I have strong opinions about this, but would like to solicit yours.

It's for a story.

I think it's cheesy.

 

[NoJo]

Re: Re: Smegma: Overrated?

I think it's cheesy.

Indubitably. But would you hit the back button if you read

"Smegma is simply Nature'sway of telling you you need to go out on more dates", opined Henshaw, knocking out his pipe vigorously on the head of a passing footman.


That's really what I need to know.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Re: Re: Re: Smegma: Overrated?

Indubitably. But would you hit the back button if you read

"Smegma is simply Nature'sway of telling you you need to go out on more dates", opined Henshaw, knocking out his pipe vigorously on the head of a passing footman.


That's really what I need to know.

I confess, it would be difficult for me to pass that one by.

And, quite probably, taking notes.

 

[impressive]

Re: Re: Re: Smegma: Overrated?

Indubitably. But would you hit the back button if you read

"Smegma is simply Nature'sway of telling you you need to go out on more dates", opined Henshaw, knocking out his pipe vigorously on the head of a passing footman.


That's really what I need to know.

It worked for Piers Anthony (ref Pornucopia).

 

[NoJo]

imp,

I clicked on the underlined word, but it wasn't a link.

I'm too lazy too Google right now, but I'm curious. Maybe later.

 

[impressive]

imp,

I clicked on the underlined word, but it wasn't a link.

I'm too lazy too Google right now, but I'm curious. Maybe later.

Just underlined it (a la book title). Here's the link on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/A...53/sr=2-1/ref=pd_ka_b_2_1/002-4615155-7189633

And a snippet of the review:

Prior Gross, the hero and sex object of this wild adventure, thinks his fantasies have all come true when a beautiful young woman seduces him on a public beach. She turns out to be a succubus, beginning his initiation into a realm populated by demons that are not merely horned, but horny. He encounters a perverse cast of characters that includes a satyr, a vampire, and a pair of luscious sisters, one of whom tricks him out of his manhood. So Prior Gross sets out on a perverse odyssey, taking him to a distant planet where he discovers the key to the return of his property and, ultimately, the origin of the universe itself.

What it fails to say is that his dick is "stolen" and replaced with a prosthetic BECAUSE his smegma has magical properties.

 

[NoJo]

Thanks. Looks like fun. Big SF fan, but never read him. I might read a copy of that in Borders on my day off this week.

It's easy to imagine Smegma being magical. You can certainly make people disappear from a room just by talking about it in a loud voice.

 

[Guest]

Thanks. Looks like fun. Big SF fan, but never read him. I might read a copy of that in Borders on my day off this week.

It's easy to imagine Smegma being magical. You can certainly make people disappear from a room just by talking about it in a loud voice.

im just guessing but i think that there arent those piccies you like to rip out of books in that one...
take a Hustler with you, just in case.

 

[NoJo]

im just guessing but i think that there arent those piccies you like to rip out of books in that one...
take a Hustler with you, just in case.

I get the impression you think I'm a tightwad pervert.

 

[Guest]

I get the impression you think I'm a tightwad pervert.

but with a damn fine mind. (a turnon for even the most staunch of lesbians)

 

[NoJo]

I like a lesbian who's not afraid to be staunch occasionally.

 

[Guest]

I like a lesbian who's not afraid to be staunch occasionally.

staunch but never butch... lipstick all the way dahlink.
(have avoided all efforts by the LPGA to be shanghai'd....)

 

[NoJo]

staunch but never butch... lipstick all the way dahlink.
(have avoided all efforts by the LPGA to be shanghai'd....)

When you said lipstick all the way, I got a picture of you slipping with the applicator, and continuing down from the corner of your lip to your chin, and south...

><pop>< wakes up, sees pile of work on desk, starts shuffling papers... >

 

[Guest]

When you said lipstick all the way, I got a picture of you slipping with the applicator, and continuing down from the corner of your lip to your chin, and south...

><pop>< wakes up, sees pile of work on desk, starts shuffling papers... >

sometimes, you have to draw a map.

 

[NoJo]

sometimes, you have to draw a map.

Careful round the tip of Florida.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I wouldn't be in too much of a rush to get hold of Anthony's porn. I find him annoyingly childish. But that might just be me.

Shanglan

 

[impressive]

I wouldn't be in too much of a rush to get hold of Anthony's porn. I find him annoyingly childish. But that might just be me.

Shanglan

Oh, agree re his porn! Some of his other stuff I really like ... but I was very disappointed in the porn.