Smartass Male Seeking Smartass Female, NYC area

[touchmybeard]

*****

 

[touchmybeard]

*****

 

[sally_sparrow]

Giving you a bump

 

[touchmybeard]

*****

 

[Chillygirl]

He’s fun

And he’s not lying about the dog...handsome mutt!

 

[SassySheDevil]

So this is the equivalent of bringing your dog to the park to try and get the attention of women? Right?

 

[touchmybeard]

*****

 

[lady_jennaxx]

Good luck from one "selfish asshole" to another

 

[touchmybeard]

*****

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh absolutely, but with increased social distancing

2020 version of “accidentally” throwing a frisbee towards a group of sunbathing women.

haha. I thought so. Well I hope it works for you.

 

[touchmybeard]

*****

 

[mr_d_w]

10/10 A+
Very dog
Much dog

 

[Chillygirl]

Shamelessly using my dog as a pick up line

Oooh he’s such a cute boy too!!!

 

[touchmybeard]

*****

 

[Chillygirl]

He saw a deer today too!

He’s had an exciting day!

Mine has been trapped inside because of rain and he’s bored...

 

[mr_d_w]

New favourite thread.

 

[touchmybeard]

*****

 

[Chillygirl]

New favourite thread.

Lol exciting Friday nights!

My other guy is going stir crazy and wants out now!

 

[Chillygirl]

We got super close to the deer before it took off

You guys did get close!

 

[touchmybeard]

*****

 

[mr_d_w]

Lol exciting Friday nights!

My other guy is going stir crazy and wants out now!

Possessed!
Hey, this is what my Friday nights have to look like currently

 

[Chillygirl]

Your pups are awesome, do they need more dog friends?

They always need new friends and offer a huge fenced in yard with woods and lawn

 

[touchmybeard]

*****

 

[touchmybeard]

*****

 

[Chillygirl]

Possessed!
Hey, this is what my Friday nights have to look like currently

Lol, I guess it could be worse! Here’s the whole crew!