Smart Fellers vs Fart Smellers

[NOIRTRASH]

In my newest effort a guy needed to remove a Mercedes stuck fast in beach sand. All know how to do it. Just dig and dig and recruit a mob of big men to push the car.

On YOUTUBE I discovered Arab sand niggers are natural born geniuses for the work. One guy had the car outta the sand in a minute or so with no shovel or digging. So his method goes in my story because its simplicity and clever as hell and stunning.

In the American vids the guys always use shovels and a team of buds to fuck with the problem till AAA arrives.

Daddy Doofus and Uncle Dummy will be along to suggest you use the Army Corps of Engineers. But theyre fart smellers, I mean, smart fellers.

 

[lovecraft68]

why would someone take their Mercedes down into the sand in the first place? They must be a fart smeller themselves.

 

[TxRad]

why would someone take their Mercedes down into the sand in the first place? They must be a fart smeller themselves.

Or why do he start a thread about the subject?

Oh yeah, so he can use the "N" word and try and insult or start shit with other people. Not to mention the "Hey, look at me" thing of his. It take a real fart smeller not to be able to figure that out.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

there is no heavy job IN THE WORLD that cannot be done by 14 burmese guys.

fact.

 

[lovecraft68]

there is no heavy job IN THE WORLD that cannot be done by 14 burmese guys.

fact.

So that's your personal fantasy, eh? 14...wow.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

So that's your personal fantasy, eh? 14...wow.

srsly, in flip-flops, too!

 

[sr71plt]

Raymond Chandler could get that thar Merc out of the sand. He can do anything.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Raymond Chandler could get that thar Merc out of the sand. He can do anything.

stop being a dick. take the day off.

 

[lovecraft68]

srsly, in flip-flops, too!

Speedo too?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Speedo too?

naw, burmese don't smuggle budgies.

parrots, maybe...

 

[lovecraft68]

naw, burmese don't smuggle budgies.

parrots, maybe...

Banana Hammocks?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Banana Hammocks?

mate, you're making me nauseous.

 

[R. Richard]

there is no heavy job IN THE WORLD that cannot be done by 14 burmese guys.

fact.

Spec out the Golden Gate bridge.