Smart condoms:The i-Con Smart Condom is like a FitBit, but for your penis.

[Debbie]

Data includes duration of intercourse, calories burnt, number and speed of thrusts, girth measurements, and different positions used per week, month or year.




http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/03/03/smart-condom-con-will-rate-your-sexual-performance.html

Within a few years this sort of technology might make a fortune plus if a sexy voice urges you on... there might be many happy endings.

 

[Aquagal]

The std idea isn't bad but sex shouldn't need data behind it to make it good. I could see a dude getting busy with a fleshlight to distort the stats.

 

[Jamiegeo]

If i was so inclined, like the fitbit cheats going for super stats for facebook prowess.
I'd hang one on a metronome and the other on the towball of my truck...Decipher those awesome figures!...

 

[phrodeau]

I'm putting my results onto a t-shirt.

 

[yossi]

People cheat with their fitbits? That seems extremely odd to me.