Smart and witty guy seeks smart and witty girl for light banter and good company.

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Hello everyone,

I'm recently single and looking to connect with woman aged 25-38 for conversation.

I'm not looking for instant romance. Let's start with conversation. If conversation leads to something more than a kinky friendship, that's great. If not, then thats okay too.

Things may head in a romantic direction because you click when I clack, zig when I zag, shuffle when I... Well, you get the idea. (Hmm. Extra points if you can think of a verb that rhymes with shuffle.) The attraction has to be equal parts mental and physical.

A little about me:
My smile to frown ratio is 99 to 1. I'm occasionally sarcastic, unfailingly optimistic, upbeat and good natured in a "moon-is-half-full" kind of way.

Random trivia about me:
I'm part of the .001% of the male population that finds watching sports incredibly dull. So if you're a sports fanatic I'm probably not the guy for you. I'd much rather watch a movie or a good cable series than catch a ball game.

Though my talents lie elsewhere, I'm not against sports at all. I like to lift weights and I'm planning to get back into hiking and camping when the weather is warmer.

I like to drink occasionally, but drinking just for the sake of getting drunk lost its appeal long ago. Rather than screaming to each other be heard at a packed club, we could be sitting at a small table in a nice restaurant sipping some oddball microbrew and sharing a funny story.

How would I describe my "ideal" girl?

-She has pretty eyes and a nice smile, but gets through life by her sharp wits rather than her perky t...
-She loves bad movies and good food.
-She likes to chat, flirt, and banter. Good banter goes a loooong way.
-She is naturally happy and drama-free. Cinematic kissing-in-the-rain-drama is welcome.
-She may not be into nerdy things, but thinks it's cute that my son and I might wear matching superhero shirts.
-She would rather have interesting adventures together instead of collecting "stuff" meant to impress other people.
-She looks at a movie trailer and says "I read that book".
-She appreciates that even if I'm Christian Grey when the sun goes down, I'm Ward Cleaver when I'm around my son and family.
-Most importantly: She feels that just a little something is "missing" from her life - that maybe a few pieces of her jigsaw are in someone else's puzzle box.

If that sounds like you, drop me a line. Feel free to message me here, or message me via Kik: "Crockbt"
 
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