Smack my ass and call me red!

[Guest]

 

[JazzManJim]

"A few fries short of a Happy Meal."

"Sharp as a bag of wet kittens."

And one of my favorites for saying "I gotta be me":

"Birds gotta fly. Cats gotta sing."

 

[Guest]

What are some of your favorite things to say? I've heard or said:

I don't think so TIM... (has to be TIM! WHY?? Idon't know I don't say it?)


So what do you hear people say or what do you say?

Comes from Home Improvement.....Al said it to Tim every show.

 

[Guest]

I always say "whatever" or "you bet" and "It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock"

 

[desert spike]

"don't piss into the wind"

"its colder than a well digger's underware"

"its colder than a witch's tit"

"don't be eaten any meadow muffins"

 

[enjoyingitall]

I use "two tears in a bucket" a lot. When my son was about 15 he asked, "Mom, do you know the ending to that line?" I had to remember not to use it around him any more.

I'm also partial to "Who gives a flying fuck?"

 

[bluespoke]

Darn!

I thought the 'smack my ass' was an invitation!

 

[Guest]

Re: Darn!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

" Its hot as a dog with fur outside ".

That is the only one that comes to mind @ the moment.

 

[harleyhog]

"she looks like she could fuck me to death,,,but I'd die a happy man"

 

[Rambrat]

Eat shit and bark at the moon!

(looks at another guy)
I wouldn't fuck her with your dick...

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

What are some of your favorite things to say? I've heard or said:


Kiss my foot and lick my toes!!

Two tears in a bucket, fuck it!!

Kiss my ass and bark at the hole.

Did you go brain dead or did you mean to do that?

I don't think so TIM... (has to be TIM! WHY?? Idon't know I don't say it?)


So what do you hear people say or what do you say?

Damn, I thought you really wanted me to smack your ass!

 

[Expertise]

Hmmmmm.....

Colder than a whores heart

Blacker than the inside of a cow

heres your hat whats your hurry

I wanna' lick you like ice cream

and of course the old all purpose favorite....

Blow me

Hey baby hows every little thing????

 

[missy2]

WWHAAAACK!! Hi Red!

I hate the itching,but I don't mind the swelling!

As long as I have a face,you'll have a place to sit!

You must be walking backwards-all I can see is an asshole!

 

[Ezarc]

"Stick a fork in me, I'm done." "Butter me, I'm toasted." "You can't leave, all the plants will die."(bonus points if you know where that last one comes from)
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Guest]

"Stick a fork in me, I'm done." "Butter me, I'm toasted." "You can't leave, all the plants will die."(bonus points if you know where that last one comes from)
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

Bonus points? Stripes. What kind of bonus points? Do I get them towards a toaster?

 

[Skibum]

Well, shit fire and save matches.

It's colder than a welldigger's butt.

Take a flying fuck at a rollin' donut.

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock has always been one of my favorites.

 

[Wiggles]

Finer than frogs hair.

Two sheets to the wind.

Smarter than a box of rocks.

What a fox! (Foxy lady!)

Up shit creek without a paddle.

 

[Ezarc]

Bonus points? Stripes. What kind of bonus points? Do I get them towards a toaster?

How about free hug therapy when ever you have a bad day?
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc
p.s. boy that was fast

 

[Weird Harold]

"Strong as an Ox and almost as smart."

"Cold as a Witch's Tit in a Brass Bra."

"Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey." (An old British Navy expression.)

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Things I say ... I have no shame some days

I'm sweating like a whore in church.

 

[Guest]

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty..."

"Din din"

 

[Ezarc]

Re: Things I say ... I have no shame some days

I'm sweating like a whore in church.

Oh, wow, I think I like that one.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc
or maybe it was just who was posting it

 

[daniella469]

Bite me!

"Yeah right, Stop! Drop! and Roll!" ( for those who have flaming pants) LOL


"Don't make me give you the 1,2, what for!" (jokingly to someone who teases me)

"Ya think?"

 

[JazzManJim]

"Just dip me in honey and throw me to the Lesbians!"