Sluts who can't go the distance need not apply

[Horati0Baccus]

Ladies if you except to be ravaged in my first line forget it, I like to get my prey scared first, build them up, make them beg me stop then beg me to go on then, tease them while they debase themselves, then I ravage them in all their holes. You want to play with me you better be ready to write long and hard because that is what I plan to do.

 

[Horati0Baccus]

All you other sluts left too early (you know who you are) or showed up too late. Position filled.

 

[sereneone4u]

lol

Nice tactic.

A for effort.

 

[Horati0Baccus]

If you failed to read the second message or comprehend it, allow me to explain. I put up a challenge; within two hours challenge was met and engaged by a damn fine and sexy LEF poster. I had a 12hour collaboration which satisfied both on many levels. I declared the challenge met and closed until further notice. And tomorrow I'll be collaborating with her again. Which makes you Motherfucking too late Princess. By the way I can tell you're jealous. How much did ums haf to put herself out there to get her custom tag and wordslingers like me are already picking and choosing our collaborators right after our cherries fall off. Motherfucking sad Princess.

To summerize; A is not for Effort if the plan worked; perfectly.

 

[AG82]

Just out of curiosity, what is LEF?

And you shouldn't be so rude!

 

[Horati0Baccus]

LitErotica Forums. In all my notes I abbreviate Literotica as LE so it has kind of become my internal short form. I can't just call it Lit like everyone else seems to because that has and always will be short form for Literature which Literotica is specific site promoting a specific type of literature.

And I get rude when my exploits are misrepresented.

 

[Connubium]

A for douchebag. I really like my domineering, linguistic experts to know the difference between except and expect though.


Don't even think about calling me princess either or I'll be forced to point out the other ways you've made yourself look stupid.

 

[littlelovedove]

Your mother must be sooooooo proud of you.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Ohhhhh another literary genius laydeees.

Bow thy head in shame you moron!

 

[Horati0Baccus]

Oh nos the forum greybacks are rallying around the Monkeyfucking Princess what will I do? Oh yeah, I'll keep having fun with my new Slut and trolls can keep trolling.

I understand; it hurts. You all are obviously still looking for something enjoyable to do (otherwise how do you have time to troll a dead thread) and some forum noob, hack writer with a handful of less than H worthy titles, swoops in and scoops up a prime little wordslut and brags about it. Rubs your face in it like a lesbian cellmate. I know life sucks. But since I am not a total dick, I promise when I wear her out and she has to back off for sanity's sake (they always do) I'll reopen the challenge and one of you other bored sluts can have a chance. But until then please stop shaming yourselves like this it's sad and desperate and transparent. I know I am looking for sluts but sluts have some self respect; their not whores after all, sluts still do it for the glory. This kind of bald faced pandering and denial is barely dignified for Republicans.

And really; you all are going to bitch about a transposed c and p? Really? Really! Have you read any of the work on this site? Goldeniangel is one of the most prolific and popular writers you'll find and I have yet to read a story of hers that didn't have me reaching for a red pen. So really, pull your heads out of your asses, get a clone and a ladder, and get the fuck over yourselves. Cause I am this good and one of you already knows it.