Slut_boy is older than dirt

[Deborah]

Yes, tis true. Slut_boy is another year older. I sent him a present, did you? But remember, 100% cotton and white.

Hey baby, you'll get the pic you requested. It will confirm I have a bigger dick than Bobtoad (12 3/4 inches). And mine never gets limp!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Happy birthday slutboy... hope those panties find you well.

Do you know how old dirt is?

 

[Samuari]

. It will confirm I have a bigger dick than Bobtoad (12 3/4 inches). And mine never gets limp!

This is news?
Congrats slut boy, we old farts need to stick together!

 

[Merelan]

Oh!!! My sweet professor's birthday, and I didn't give him anything?
How about this.
I sit in the second row of your class, to be different. I wear the expected short skirt and tight top, but as you turn, you see me flashing you. This is nothing new, all the youg girls want you to see them, but you look closer, and there, a tiny glimpse of white. Then its gone. A few minutes later, you glance back, and see another glimpse, but this time. It stays. As you lecture and teach us all, filling our minds with the requisite information the system makes you teach, you realize I am not hiding it anymore. You turn and write on the board, but when you glance back I am no longer taking notes. One hand is in my lap, pulling up my skirt. As you try to continue, you realize what I am doing. I wiggle and gyrate in my chair, trying to look so cool, but the boys around me watch, seeing. I don't care. I wiggle my panties down around my knees.
Then the bell rings, and you think the show is over. I wink at the boy next to me and the students all file out. I stand, letting them fall to the floor. I casually step out of them. Swiftly I bend, flashing my bare ass in your direction. I walk down to hand in my paper, and drop them on the top of the stack. I look, lick my lips and smile.
"Happiest of Days, my swet Professor." and turn and leave, bowing a kiss over my shoulder as I go on to my next class.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Happy B-day Slud' Boy.

Many more too. How do these dates become known? I'm not a teller of my "pull from the wool" date. Just want it to pass unknowticed. Like a warm wind. None the less - happy Birthday and cheers.

Thank god we don't have to eat cake.

 

[Guest]

Similar to what Chef said...

Happy birthday SlutBoy... Hope those panties fit you well. J/k hon!!!

 

[*Eve*]

Happy Birthday Slut_boy!!!!!!!!
(((((Slut_boy))))))

 

[Skitten]

Happy Birthday Slut_Boy Hope you have a good one and enjoy yourself with all the panties your getting. What a lucky dude.

 

[Naked Hunny]

WOOHOO An excuse to party!! Lets get naked!! Oh wait I already am!! Happy Bday Slutboy!!

 

[Golden]

happy Bday, brother, and what Sklitten said ...

 

[Magic Merlin]

Happy Birthday my friend. I hope your having fun and adding to that panty collection of yours.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Party?

Did someone say party? Happy B-day slut_boy here is a cold adult beverage for you.Any one else want a beer?

 

[Deborah]

WTF???

What the fuck is going on around this place? Someone hacked into my computer and stole a bunch of pics, in particular the ones I promised Slut_boy.

I dunno but I think it might be that Reverend Bobtoad dude. He stole my pic of the double-decker outhouse. That was my printing on the pic and I posted it, with different captions, way back last December. That is an actual "building" and I know where it's at.

This isn't funny, you know, hacking into someone's computer, and stealing all their dirty pics.

 

[Nicole]

Umm ... *Eyes downcast*

I forgot my own Cyber Hubbies Birthday ... Sorry.

Happy Birthday babe, hope it's a good one full of fun and sex.

Here's to you

 

[Nicole]

WTF???

What the fuck is going on around this place? Someone hacked into my computer and stole a bunch of pics, in particular the ones I promised Slut_boy.

I dunno but I think it might be that Reverend Bobtoad dude. He stole my pic of the double-decker outhouse. That was my printing on the pic and I posted it, with different captions, way back last December. That is an actual "building" and I know where it's at.

This isn't funny, you know, hacking into someone's computer, and stealing all their dirty pics.

Deborah, please tell me the ones I sent you of my Tits aren't gone too.

Whomever did this give them back to Deborah will you.

 

[Slut_boy]

Thank you all for the wishes

Thank you all very much for the wishes: Chef, Samuari, Sparkster, Tiggs, Skitten, Nekkid honey, m-daddy, Nik, Golden (where have you been buddy?), Merlin, and Merelan (the story you gave me stained my underpants).

Deb, there are no secrets with you huh? Thank you anyway *kiss* ..... now about that 12 inch cock of yours *laughs*

 

[Lovely Latina]

Hey Slut! (*hehe*...sorry...I've just always wanted to be able to say that within context)

Here's a birthday poem I just now madeded up for you:

Roses are red
Panties are white
After you eat all your birfday cake,
I hope your tummy's alright!



*shrug*



Have a good one!

LL

 

[Xander]

Damn I guess I'm one day too late.
But happy birthday SB anyways

 

[Slut_boy]

No worries Xander man, thanks pal.

Latina, the poem wasn't bad - thanks babe - but you know what I really want, so bend over for me and slide them off, nice and slow *doing his best Ben Dover impersonation*

 

[Deborah]

Well, I cracked yet another case. Bobtoad has my pics and he is blackmailing me. So far he has made me write a dirty story for him entitled "Pastor Bob" where a bunch of girls suck his cock in the name of God.

I am very fearful that Bobtoad is going to post some of the pics. Yes Nikki, he has the pic of your gorgeous tits. One can only imagine what he's doing with that. OMG Slut_boy, he has the pic of you wearing my panties. He has my own special pic of Lovely Latina's sweet ass, but everyone has probably seen that anyway.

Slut_boy, it's THIRTEEN inches. Well, you'll see for yourself because I suspect Bobtoad is going to post the pic. He's pissed because I wouldn't wack off his dick. 'Er I mean whack off. He wanted me to whack half of it off with a meat cleaver. You know, do the penis reduction surgery. I just couldn't. Seems like such a waste.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Deborah is right hers is bigger than mine

Yes It was I, I am the evil master mind manipulator. I practiced a few of my good reverend bobtoad computer skills which will come in handy with a future congregation blackmail skills that is. Here it is Debbie girl or should I call you Debbie boy? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, there more for you to do if you want the rest kept quiet.


http://www.geocities.com/bobtoad777/inac/bigred.jpg

 

[Bobtoad777]

she stays quiet in fear of what the blackmail may be over the next photo

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Oops- looks like I am a day late too. So S_B, to make it up to you I freely and enthusiastically finally give up my panties to you in honor of the celebration of your birth!

 

[Nicole]

LMFAO @ Deborah, my god woman you have just damn near killed me, I am laughing so fucking hard right now.

Again you all know my views on women but you gotta love Deborah

 

[Rolly]

What to send him a man that has everything?

Slut Boy Happy Birthday!

Jane singing happy birth to Slut Boy.

Should I send white panties?

You are one nice guy and I do remember your picture!
Very handsome!

Jane, with a wink



It's best not to go through life with two catcher's mitts on. You may need to throw back sometime.