Slogans

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[the_mgp]

....because you always hurt the one you love.

 

[Chicklet]

spare the rod, spoil the fun!

 

[Primalex]

Was it a car or a cat i saW

 

[kittenartist]

Was it a car or a cat i saW

Palindromes are sexy.

 

[myinnerslut]

there is no red in this house (said in a disbelief amid giggles after i called red during painful physical therapy type work)

 

[WriterDom]

Leave no Behind unspanked

 

[jockdom]

A little pain never hurt no one.

 

[OzoneRed]

I'm not scared of you. I could lick you anytime.

 

[subbie_333]

Damn, i caught myself in a vanilla situation yesterday talking to another guy saying:

Yeah, you don't want to marry a woman who laughs at your pain


i felt so ashamed

 

[EmpressFi]

how about the one on my signature...

"It's only kinky the first time."

 

[simply_subbie]

how about the one on my signature...

"It's only kinky the first time."

i have a button that says that. its one of my favorites.
i have another that says...

"Horny doesnt even begin to cover it!"

 

[twysted73]

From an Irish family..so they flew like the back of a hand.


"If you don't ask, the answer's always going to be No."

"May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead"

"Don't come to my funeral. Visit me when I'm alive."

"Republican Presidents and wars are never seperate"

"It is easier to ask for forgiveness then permission"

"What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck... I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore"

 

[kinkyknickers]

Not very BDSM but-

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, either way you're probably right".

and of course there's-

"Harden the fuck up".

I always share both of those little pearls with my shellshocked apprentices whenever they start freaking out because of a busy service. It gets results.

 

[DVS]

It's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big.

 

[DVS]

size doesn't matter

 

[WriterDom]

True bliss is the intersection between pain and pleasure.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.
The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper.
Regardless of how well one writes, it is difficult to write at all unless there is lead in the pencil.

 

[jockdom]

Once I thought I was mistaken, I was wrong.
Work the curse of the drinking classes-coutesy of Oscar Wilde who has millions of these.

 

[licker4450]

If it is worth doing, it is worth doing nude.

 

[the_mgp]

Buy the ticket, take the ride.


Scatter is contagious

 

[gingermango]

As my wife tells me, "A little pain is good for you. A lot is better."

 

[cheeky_peanut]

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

 

[simply_subbie]

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

Worrying about something that may never happen is like paying intrest on money you may never borrow.

Think: its not illegal yet.