Slide show

[kittykateater]

So I made this PowerPoint slide show of me as a male stripper, that I hope the sexy women of Lit might enjoy, but I don't know how to load it to Lit. Lit doesn't seem to support atatching PowerPoint slide files!

Lit also seems to have a problem linking to other web sites, so please don't CLICK on this link, it probably won't work. Instead manually type the whole URL into your web browswer and it SHOULD open that way.

Yeah kind of a pain in the ass to get to it that way, I know. But I don't know how elkse to do this. I'm hoping my pics might bring enjoyment to a few of my favorite ladies at Lit (you know how you are, Miss L and Miss GW) and maybe a few new female fans.

The web site to go to (again, type this URL, don't click on as a link) is:

www.geocities.com/eterhout/businessman.ppt

If someone knows how to get this PowerPoint slide show onto Lit, please let me know.

Hope you enjoy the show. And your comments, good or bad, are wlecome.

KittyKatEater

 

[patford31769]

You were right, KKE. Clicking directly on the link doesn't work.

But I selected and copied the whole string in your link (ctrl-c), and pasted it into my web browser (ctrl-v), and I was rewarded with a very nice illustrated story, showing a well-dressed businessman getting down to less and less and less clothing, and looking more and more and more wonderfully sexy. There's just something HOT about a man in a suit and tie, and even hotter about getting him OUT of his business attire! It made me want to BE that harried secretary you spoke of, dropping in to watch you perform! The last few photos were, umm, EXPLOSIVE!

Thanks for a great slide show and for making my day.

Sorry I don't know how you can post your nice slide show directly onto Literotica. I think you could make a ZIP file of it, but then everyone has to download it and unzip it to see it, which is just as much hassle as typing instead of clicking the URL to get it to it! (Although the idea of un-ZIP-ping you does sound pretty damned good after seeing your slide show...LOL!)

Anyway, maybe someone else, more computer savvy than I am, can help you there.

And ladies, in my humble opinion, it's WORTH it to go to KKE's web page to see his slides. But then, I'm biased, we've been friends (and Sexual role-play co-authors) on Lit for YEARS now! The man has a sexy mind and that shows in his slide show.

I hope you don't mind, I want to share your slide show with Lola tonight. Maybe your pics will inspire some creative naughtiness between us.

Patty, you fan & friend in Honolulu

 

[patford31769]

BUMP!

C'mon folks, 179 viewers and nobody has anything good or bad to say about KKE's wonderfully sexy slide show? Or advice for him on how he can put those slides onto Literotica?

 

[kittykateater]

I specifically said the link doesn't work by clicking on it and you have to actually type the URL into your browser. So human nature being what it is, I of course got lots of PMs that the link doesn't work! DUH! TYPE the URL into your browser!

I tried zipping the file, since Lit won't let me attach a PowerPoint file. But Lit limits attachment to 100KB and even zipped the slide show is 1.7 MB! So I have no way to share the slide show with the ladies.

I suppose I could post each slide individually, but that would take time and you wouldn't get the full effect as each slide blends to the next and becomes almost like a movie.

So I guess this thread now dies an ignoble death, and my slow strip tease from a business suit to a G-string, and the accompanying story, never gets seen here.



KKE

 

[patford31769]

Sorry your attempt to share your photo-story/slide show with us failed, KK.

I actually did do as you said the first time, and typed your URL instead of trying to follow the broken link, and I must say I genuinely enjoyed your slide show. Don't worry that you're not Hollywood's definition of a hunk, as you say...maybe you aren't, but you know I've always thougt you're sexy and I've long been a fan of your photos and stories, and I enjoyed when we got to post together on stories here at Liit in the past. I always love to read how sweetly you speak of your wfe and your great passionate sex life, I think you two are very lucky to have each other. You two are probably Lit's least known yet most romantic couple!

After your post this morning, I went back for another peak at your slide show. I see you added some to it. The final photo is especially nice! Nice touch at the end, too, about how you took her mind of business and onto a certain businessman! Your stories always manage to combine sweet romance with sizzling sexuality, it's your unique talent and I for one enjoy it.

The photo-story was sweet & touching and the photos of you were VERY hot! Thanks for trying to share with us all, and sorry you couldn't make it work. In a way I feel priveleged, I suspect I'm the only one who actually followed your directions and got to SEE your slide show! Like it was for my eyes only...like I said, a true privelege.

You know you always have a freind here, KK, after the way you encouraged me last year to finish writing my first (and so far only) novel! For pushing me to finish writing and being a major pain in the ass to me about it, you will always have my gratitude and a special place in my heart.

I fear you are right though, this thread is dead and buried because nobody wants to take the triouble to go to your URL and then come back here to comment. Oh well, it was a noble effort and I enjoyed it. Just don't let the deafeningly silent lack of interest in this particular thread deter your clever mind from trying other things here in fuuture.

Good night sweetie and maybe you'll think of something else to post, since your slides didn't work out. I hope we'll all see you again around here very soon..

Mwah!

Patty

 

[Ultraviolet]

compress it as a .zip and upload it then...

 

[kittykateater]

Thanks Ultraviolet.

The whole slide show, zipped, was too big to upload the first time I tried.

I was ready to give up and forget the whole thing, but you and Patty gave me some encouragement, so I'm going to try it as a SERIES of slide shows, split up. Not the full effect I want but might work OK.

This first file is all the opening titles that set up the photo-story.

When you open the PowerPoint file from the ZIP archive, be sure you set PowerPoint to View_Slide Show so you get the full "slide show" effect.

KittyKatEater (a guy who LOVES to "eat kittykat"...especially my wife's!)

 

[kittykateater]

Lose The Suit

OK,here's the opening set of slides, where the "bsinessman" male striopper...played by yours truly...begins to shed his suit on stage for her.

Again, when you open the PowerPoint file from the ZIP archive, be sure you set PowerPoint to View_Slide Show so you get the full "slide show" effect.

If encoraged, I'll post more of the slide show.

 

[kittykateater]

Well this sucks. Literotica's 100K file size limit means I can only post two slides at a time, even as a ZIP file. I might as well just post each photo individually! You don't get that "movie effect" of slides dissolving into each otehr and almost continuous action!

So if anyone actually still gives a crap and wants to see my slide show as intended, TYPE...I said TYPE... the following URL into your browser. Don't CLICK on this link--that does NOT work that way You have to actually type this whole URL into your browser to see my slide show!

http://www.geocities.com/eterhout/businessman.ppt

Did you TYPE this URL? Did you see my slide show/story? Did you enjoy it?

I'm giving up on trying to post the slide show here at Lit. The file size limit is just too small to let you see it as a slide show here, even zipped.

I'll post again when I can think up something else to share that I can actually post here!

KKE, your friendly neighborhood KittyKatEater

 

[kittykateater]

Here is the opening text that sets-up my photo story:

She works out every day, and she is very proud of her sexy body.

But she is also a smart and successful businesswoman....

.... and equally proud of THAT!

But honestly, why does every guy at the office have to constantly hit on her?

One particularly persistent jerk that morning had especially upset her!

She needed to get away. And she wanted to get revenge on men in general!

Then her best friend told her about a place where she could turn the tables on being a sex object.

Male strippers aren’t especially her thing.

But her friend told her that this guy looks like any of the typical businessmen who constantly hit on her.

And her friend said that he honestly doesn’t seem to mind women looking at him as a sex object.

Being able to lust after a businessman, instead of the other way around, sounded to her like the PERFECT revenge for this morning.

But what really clinched the deal was when her friend told her how nature has been VERY generous to this dancer.

Her friend punctuated that remark with a smile and a wink.

“It couldn’t hurt to check this guy out,” she decided.


******

And then after this set up, the photo slide show begins.

KKE