Slicing and dicing onions followed a few hours later by mastubation

[KillerMuffin]

Opinions anyone?

Has anyone tried it? To what results? How long does that onion residue stay on the fingers? Does it burn?

I'm not inclined to find out.

I s'pose I'll have to go lasso me some StudMuffin and re-break him to saddle. He was giving me the same look earlier that the dalmation gives the couch when it's feeling, um, frisky, that's a positive sign. Not the analogy, but the StudMuffin.

 

[shadowsource]

Ginger!

I can best testify that holding one's penis while urinating after scrunching immense quantities of ginger and garlic is a huge mistake, and the sensitivity lasts for hours.

Onionwise, I suggest that you fiddle with StudMuffin's privates, perhaps even his ass, for a while and see if he has any special reaction. If not, wash your hands of that interraction and have a ball.

 

[pabloback]

use the old cuckolded vindictive partner routine
1/ get some jalapeno peppers
2/ crush them and extract the juice
3/ rub juice into front of shorts
4/ watch his embarrasment as his cock burns and he tries to scratch and itch
5/ accuse him of catching some contagious disease from " that slutty BITCH!!!"
6/ secretly laugh your socks off at the thought of him confronting her

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[april-wine]

wash your hands with lemon juice, then soap and water.....should fix any problems and eliminate the chance of burning.........

 

[Starfish]

Alright, I had to respond to this, because I know that it is irrelivent now. I love irrelivent topics.


Okay.... Onion juice is a great anti inflammatory. If you get a bee sting or a scrape an put a fresh slice of onion, it can be soothing.

So, Not that it is that great to have stinky "onion pussy", it is not going to burn or irritate you to even rub a slab of onion on the ole snatch.

Onion is composed of mostly sugars.

 

[pabloback]

hey starfish! ithought i was kinky

 

[bluntforcemama]

Onion breath is bad enough... but onion genitalia? A bit too much for me. But tell us what you thought of it!

 

[Guest]

The aroma is probably an improevment over Killer Muffins usual scent.

Go for it.

 

[Harbinger]

Not onions, but Habaneros...

A friend of mine had finished dicing up a couple of bushels (!) of hot peppers, including a whole bunch of those deadly little orange fuckers, for his annual hot pepper sauce. Even though he thoroughly washed his hands, he made the mistake of taking a leak some hours later. At midnight he was still standing at his kitchen table with his dick hanging in a bowl of ice water. Now he wears gloves.