Sleeping problems and things heard . . .

FurryFury

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From the humidifier while having a high temp:

"I'm going to get you _________(real first name here), I'm going to get YOU!

:eek:

Fury :rose:
 
My alarm clock says 'sleep sleep sleep sleep'. Damn thing won't shut up so I can do what it tells me to do, though.
 
Early in my relationship with my, now, husband this happened:

I accidentally touched his leg with my foot while readjusting myself in bed. I thought he was asleep. However when he spoke I wasn't sure. This was very early in our relationship.

He said, "You know what they say, if it moves, kill it!"

:eek:

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
Early in my relationship with my, now, husband this happened:

I accidentally touched his leg with my foot while readjusting myself in bed. I thought he was asleep. However when he spoke I wasn't sure. This was very early in our relationship.

He said, "You know what they say, if it moves, kill it!"

:eek:

Fury :rose:

I've lost track of the times that I've come to bed just to have K start screaming and say 'WHO IS IT?' It used to tick me off, now I just say 'your wife. go back to sleep.'

Once, though, we had my brother in law in stitches. I was finally sleepy, and ready for bed. Normally K starts screaming as soon as I open the door, so when he didn't I figured I was home free. This time he waited till I was nearly in bed. He scared the crap out of me. I screamed like twice he scared me so bad. The problem is my screaming scared him worse, so he screamed a few more times. My brother in law was living with us at the time, and there was an ominous silence from the living room. I, of course, was now WIDE awake. I went back out in the living room and logged on. A few minutes later K says 'Aren't you going to bed?' I yelled 'NOT ANYMORE!"

My brother in law couldn't stand it anymore, he started laughing his ass off.
 
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graceanne said:
I've lost track of the times that I've come to bed just to have K start screaming and say 'WHO IS IT?' It used to tick me off, now I just say 'your wife. go back to sleep.'

Once, though, we had my brother in law in stitches. I was finally sleepy, and ready for bed. Normally K starts screaming as soon as I open the door, so when he didn't I figured I was home free. This time he waited till I was nearly in bed. He scared the crap out of me. I screamed like twice he scared me so bad. The problem is my screaming scared him worse, so he screamed a few more times. My brother in law was living with us at the time, and there was an ominous silence from the living room. I, of course, was not WIDE awake. I went back out in the living room and logged on. A few minutes later K says 'Aren't you going to bed?' I yelled 'NOT ANYMORE!"

My brother in law couldn't stand it anymore, he started laughing his ass off.

LOL!

I try to make it into the bedroom to kiss him goodnight as soon as he heads there even if I'm not going to bed. I swear if I am more than 10 seconds after him, he is already asleep which I don't expect, then wakes up to say:

"What is it? Is it time to go to work already?"

Poor baby.

Fury :rose:
 
graceanne said:
I've lost track of the times that I've come to bed just to have K start screaming and say 'WHO IS IT?' It used to tick me off, now I just say 'your wife. go back to sleep.'

Once, though, we had my brother in law in stitches. I was finally sleepy, and ready for bed. Normally K starts screaming as soon as I open the door, so when he didn't I figured I was home free. This time he waited till I was nearly in bed. He scared the crap out of me. I screamed like twice he scared me so bad. The problem is my screaming scared him worse, so he screamed a few more times. My brother in law was living with us at the time, and there was an ominous silence from the living room. I, of course, was not WIDE awake. I went back out in the living room and logged on. A few minutes later K says 'Aren't you going to bed?' I yelled 'NOT ANYMORE!"

My brother in law couldn't stand it anymore, he started laughing his ass off.

that would scare the CRAP out of me!!!!!
 
B. (Master) snores. Loudly. Enough to wake the dead sometimes. L. (girlfriend) talks in her sleep. Every night.

Between the two of them, I'm downright boring when I sleep.
 
BiBunny said:
B. (Master) snores. Loudly. Enough to wake the dead sometimes. L. (girlfriend) talks in her sleep. Every night.

Between the two of them, I'm downright boring when I sleep.
I would think that between the two of them you would be quite a bit of fun actually. ;)
 
midwestyankee said:
I would think that between the two of them you would be quite a bit of fun actually. ;)

That's what they tell me, anyway. :p
 
graceanne said:
I've lost track of the times that I've come to bed just to have K start screaming and say 'WHO IS IT?' It used to tick me off, now I just say 'your wife. go back to sleep.'

Once, though, we had my brother in law in stitches. I was finally sleepy, and ready for bed. Normally K starts screaming as soon as I open the door, so when he didn't I figured I was home free. This time he waited till I was nearly in bed. He scared the crap out of me. I screamed like twice he scared me so bad. The problem is my screaming scared him worse, so he screamed a few more times. My brother in law was living with us at the time, and there was an ominous silence from the living room. I, of course, was now WIDE awake. I went back out in the living room and logged on. A few minutes later K says 'Aren't you going to bed?' I yelled 'NOT ANYMORE!"

My brother in law couldn't stand it anymore, he started laughing his ass off.
That is hilarious! I don't think I could handle all that screaming when I'm ready to go to sleep.
 
ima6uldv8 said:
That is hilarious! I don't think I could handle all that screaming when I'm ready to go to sleep.

Neither could I. That's why I was wide awake afterward. It took me and hour and a half to calm down enough to go to sleep. :mad:
 
graceanne said:
I've lost track of the times that I've come to bed just to have K start screaming and say 'WHO IS IT?' It used to tick me off, now I just say 'your wife. go back to sleep.'

Once, though, we had my brother in law in stitches. I was finally sleepy, and ready for bed. Normally K starts screaming as soon as I open the door, so when he didn't I figured I was home free. This time he waited till I was nearly in bed. He scared the crap out of me. I screamed like twice he scared me so bad. The problem is my screaming scared him worse, so he screamed a few more times. My brother in law was living with us at the time, and there was an ominous silence from the living room. I, of course, was now WIDE awake. I went back out in the living room and logged on. A few minutes later K says 'Aren't you going to bed?' I yelled 'NOT ANYMORE!"

My brother in law couldn't stand it anymore, he started laughing his ass off.


OMG.. so funny.. soft laughter!
 
My little monster is sick and has been talking in his sleep because of it. He's so funny because he'll start asking for juice and then say no. Once I swore he was awake and playing in the dark, he sounded like he was playing "eating" with his toys because he kept saying "mmm nummy, bite, bite, yeah. Juice, no mmm nummy" and such. I peaked in on him and he was laying in bed asleep.
 
tealsphynx said:
My little monster is sick and has been talking in his sleep because of it. He's so funny because he'll start asking for juice and then say no. Once I swore he was awake and playing in the dark, he sounded like he was playing "eating" with his toys because he kept saying "mmm nummy, bite, bite, yeah. Juice, no mmm nummy" and such. I peaked in on him and he was laying in bed asleep.

LOL :D
 
I frequently get woken up by what sounds like someone whispering my name into my ear. R'HHHEEEEAAAALLLY freaky when you're in a room by yourself. I also have "seen" strange things when I think I'm awake, like I was at my grandma's house when I was about 11 and I saw my dad on a blow up matress on the floor below me (I was on the top bunk of a bunk bed since sleeping on the bottom bunk meant sharing the bed with either my cousin or my sister). He was reading a book and when I asked him what he was doing there he told me it was alright and to go back to sleep. When I did I actually woke up and my mom and grandma were in the room covering me in ice packs and wet washcloths because I was dangerously feverish which was weird because I wasn't sick and the next day I was fine. I also end up sleeping and not knowing I'm asleep, I'll think I'm awake. Normally ends up with multiple "waking up" episodes where I am laying in bed and can't move. I've learned how to cope with it and how to slowly get myself to actually wake up, but for the longest time the only way I could pull out of that mentally anguishing mess was for someone to touch me. I told my husband that if I was panting, mewing, whining or any other odd repetative noise to touch me because I was probably in an episode and was trying to scream myself awake. No amount of coffee makes the strange feelings that that one brings go away, it normally fucks up my whole day.
 
lol, I'll trade all of ya, Insonia sucks when your girl isn't, adn she's not a morning person, and u are by default... lol
 
Toa_lin said:
lol, I'll trade all of ya, Insonia sucks when your girl isn't, adn she's not a morning person, and u are by default... lol
My husband/sub is an insomniac, has been for 20 years. It's gotten better since I've known him, but he still goes through phases.
 
tealsphynx said:
I frequently get woken up by what sounds like someone whispering my name into my ear. R'HHHEEEEAAAALLLY freaky when you're in a room by yourself. I also have "seen" strange things when I think I'm awake, like I was at my grandma's house when I was about 11 and I saw my dad on a blow up matress on the floor below me (I was on the top bunk of a bunk bed since sleeping on the bottom bunk meant sharing the bed with either my cousin or my sister). He was reading a book and when I asked him what he was doing there he told me it was alright and to go back to sleep. When I did I actually woke up and my mom and grandma were in the room covering me in ice packs and wet washcloths because I was dangerously feverish which was weird because I wasn't sick and the next day I was fine. I also end up sleeping and not knowing I'm asleep, I'll think I'm awake. Normally ends up with multiple "waking up" episodes where I am laying in bed and can't move. I've learned how to cope with it and how to slowly get myself to actually wake up, but for the longest time the only way I could pull out of that mentally anguishing mess was for someone to touch me. I told my husband that if I was panting, mewing, whining or any other odd repetative noise to touch me because I was probably in an episode and was trying to scream myself awake. No amount of coffee makes the strange feelings that that one brings go away, it normally fucks up my whole day.

That sounds scary. *hugs*
 
Toa_lin said:
lol, I'll trade all of ya, Insonia sucks when your girl isn't, adn she's not a morning person, and u are by default... lol

That's one of the reasons I was so mad at him. Unless I'm sick I have a lot of trouble sleeping. If I fall asleep I have trouble staying asleep. Sometimes it takes me hours to get to where I can sleep. Not to mention that when I jump like that it hurts.
 
Tealsphynx, I have similar episodes to you sometimes.
I think I am awake and yet cannot move. It is as if my head has woken up before my body. It gives me the feeling of being trapped and is often accompanied with a certainty that someone is in the house and I need to wake up. Once I do finally wake up I am usually scared and too frightened to get out of bed. I really hate these episodes. I think they started when I was a young teenager

Have never had one (I don't think) when he has been here, and never had one when I have been away from home.

Years ago,
after my husband moved out and and my sons were very young I had an episode. I could hear the stairs creaking as if someone was walking up them, yet I could not get my body to wake up and respond. I remember it took enormous effort to yell 'Who's there' I was instantly awake when I heard a voice say 'It's me.'
My husband had used his key to come into the house at 3am. He said he wanted to see the boys and talk to me. It really freaked me out. I thought the fear alone would kill me.

Since then I sleep badly when alone and when those episodes happen I am terrified that someone really is in my house.
 
I don't do the slow waking up, but I do wake up terrified. I have since I was a child. I also do the 'waking up sure something is wrong' thing. I've woken all the way up halfway to the kids room, terrrified that something's gonna happen and i need to be there.
 
shy slave said:
Years ago,
after my husband moved out and and my sons were very young I had an episode. I could hear the stairs creaking as if someone was walking up them, yet I could not get my body to wake up and respond. I remember it took enormous effort to yell 'Who's there' I was instantly awake when I heard a voice say 'It's me.'
My husband had used his key to come into the house at 3am. He said he wanted to see the boys and talk to me. It really freaked me out. I thought the fear alone would kill me.

And he's still alive? :eek: I'd have killed him for that. You know, after I beat the crap out of him.
 
The other night J just started giggling in the middle of the night. i don't mean laughing, i mean giggling. i turned to look at Him because i couldn't figure out what could be so funny and i found Him dead asleep. i couldn't help but laugh which ended up waking Him up. Oops! He also talks and snores in His sleep.

Whenever some big event happens where there is lots of excitement and activity i usually end up having one of these episodes where i think that i am still at the event and everyone is around me but i am lying in bed naked. i start freaking out because i'm naked in front of all these people and it's rude of me to be sleeping in the middle of this event. Part of me KNOWS that i am alone and safe but another part of me just doesn't want to believe it. my friend thinks i'm crazy. *shrugs*
 
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