sleeping beauty

[oogieboogie]

I got one too

There once was a man from Nantucket,

With a dick so long he could suck it,

He said with a grin, as he whiped off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.

 

[mtelobo]

Re: I got one too

There once was a man from Nantucket,

With a dick so long he could suck it,

He said with a grin, as he whiped off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.

got another:

There once was a freshman named Lin
Whose tool was as thin as a pin.
A virgin named Joan
From a Bible belt home
Said, "This won't be much of a sin!"

 

[oogieboogie]

Re: Re: I got one too

got another:

There once was a freshman named Lin
Whose tool was as thin as a pin.
A virgin named Joan
From a Bible belt home
Said, "This won't be much of a sin!"

Very funny, I like it.

I've heard more, but.................damn short term memory loss.

 

['Ol Slade]

Limericks??

I have hundreds... None have any social significance, except in their naughty irreverence....Here's a couple classics...


There was a young girl from Hoboken,
Who claimed that her hymen was broken…
From riding her bike
On a cobblestone pike.
But it really was broken from pokin'!!!

------------------

There once was a man from Kent,
With a penis so long that it bent,
It was so much trouble,
That he folded it double,
And instead of coming, he went.

-----------------

There was a young lady named Claire,
Who possessed a magnificent pair.
Or that's what I thought,
'Til I saw one get caught,
On a thorn, and begin to lose air!



-Slade

 

[ivoryocean]

My compliments to the photographer.

Very wonderful photos.

thank you very much!

 

[steelcock]

Ivoryocean

I apologize for the plaegerists among us. I tried to enhance the beauty you started in this thread by paying tribute to your beauty with an original poem, but others have chosen to be clowns as well as thieves by posting the work (limericks though they may be) of other poets.

 

[gothedistance]

"MyFlower"

*blushes* i would never fade
and for your kindness...a flower

Beauty, Artistry and Talent

Proof of the power of pictures.

Thank you Ivory for sharing that with our world.

 

[Up Too Late]

ivoryocean, you are absolutely gorgeous! A delight to lay my weary eyes upon.

Thank you.

 

[OldestMotive]

I wish she would continue this series.

Delightful stuff

 

[steelcock]

I wish she would continue this series.

Delightful stuff

me2me2me2!!!!

 

[ivoryocean]

I wish she would continue this series.

Delightful stuff

thank you i have many ideas in my head, just not on camera

 

[ivoryocean]

me2me2me2!!!!

*giggles*

 

[OldestMotive]

thank you i have many ideas in my head, just not on camera

I'm sure it will be worth the wait. I'll just try to be patient.

 

[Starfire]

Sleeping Beauty

Ivoryocean - Jane -

I was chatting with Sienna, Midas, SWF and a few others and we got round to discussing the pics we like on here. Sie pointed me in this direction as I had somehow missed them. I am glad that she did. Lovely shots - congratulations too to the photographer.

 

[ivoryocean]

Re: Sleeping Beauty

Ivoryocean - Jane -

I was chatting with Sienna, Midas, SWF and a few others and we got round to discussing the pics we like on here. Sie pointed me in this direction as I had somehow missed them. I am glad that she did. Lovely shots - congratulations too to the photographer.

*blushes* thank you and i guess you congratulated me cause i took the picture as well as being the model