Sleep vs. Sex

[Nobody Special's wife]

10. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.

9. No one ever starts rumors about how much you sleep.



8. You don't feel like a total loser if you didn't get any.

7. You don't have to pay for sleep.



6. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.

5. You can sleep for eight hours straight.



4. You can sleep in church.

3. Your teddy bear never complains.



2. While you're asleep you can have sex with anyone you want.

1. It's legal to sleep in any position in all 50 states!

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Wanna have sleep?

 

[Spinaroonie]

In Austin, Tx you can legally sleep on the streets, however, you can't 'camp' on the streets. So if you're sleeping the cops will make all sorts of noise to wake you up, then they can arrest you.

 

[Jazzy2]

Whew, brillant

Let me get this straight. You have a newborn and a dirty house. Umm, so you come in here and share more drivel. Funnnnny!!!!

Jazzy2

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

yay sleep, that's where i'm a viking.

you know if I find the right girl and outfit I can be a viking druring sex

 

[tigerjen]

I remember back in college......one night with my honey....
did it 7 times!!!! Slept in between of course....didn't even
get out of bed til 4pm the following day!

tigerjen

 

[Starblayde]

# of times?

well... Jen... myself and a *very* horny girlfriend managed 10 in one day....we'd doen 7 or 8 two days before... we thought we'd better stop when we hit double figures

I am 19 though so that might explain the energy?!

 

[tigerjen]

Re: # of times?

well... Jen... myself and a *very* horny girlfriend managed 10 in one day....we'd doen 7 or 8 two days before... we thought we'd better stop when we hit double figures

I am 19 though so that might explain the energy?!

Hey....
At the time I was 20 years old when the *7* in one night
occurred Talk 'bout being the Energizer Bunny!

tigerjen

 

[Starblayde]

Talk 'bout being the Energizer Bunny

Thats what she said....

And the guy two floor below who's TV didnt go loud enough

 

[Ravenloft]

Hum... Who ever told me its 'quality, not quantity...' well, they were DAMN RIGHT!

 

[Starblayde]

how about a large quantity of high quality.....?

 

[tigerjen]

Thats what she said....

And the guy two floor below who's TV didnt go
loud enough

*giggling!*

 

[Starblayde]

And the guy two floor below who's TV didnt go

"Does he ever stop?"



we went onto the floor after that so the bed wouldn't creak

 

[tigerjen]

hehehehheheheeh a creaking bed is worse than the
floor sometimes!! anything to make the neighbors
smile!

 

[Starblayde]

a creaking bed is worse than the

Shame about the rugburn on my knees though

 

[tigerjen]

Rugburn? Come over here and I'll kiss your knees and
make 'em feel better

 

[Starblayde]

*walks over, drops pants*

There you are jen, see what you can do...

 

[Andreina]

my friend gave me kneepads for xmas... she said she didnt want my knees to be scarred even more then they are already Wonder why.... *scartching head* hehe

 

[Starblayde]

Kneepads

Go out with basketball players...it'll save on the kneeleather

 

[Andreina]

im going out with a football player.... saves me walking home on my own feet

 

[tigerjen]

*walks over, drops pants*
There you are jen, see what you can do...

Oohhhhhh baby!
*licking and kissing your hurt knees.........while
massaging your thighs......*

 

[Starblayde]

American Football or *proper* Football?

 

[Starblayde]

massaging your thighs

I play *proper* football myself... you get great thighs and a pert ass, very appropriate TigerJen

Don't go too high up now... you don't know what might happen

 

[tigerjen]

I play *proper* football myself... you get great thighs
and a pert ass, very appropriate TigerJen
Don't go too high up now... you don't know what might
happen

and what if I do get up there a bit too high, honey?

 

[Starblayde]

and what if I do get up there a bit too high, honey?

Thats what i said...you never know....