Sleep is better than sex

[thumbs2_ca]

Top 10 Reasons
Why SLEEP Is Better Than SEX!

10. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.

9. No one ever starts rumors about how much you sleep.

8. You don't feel like a total loser if you didn't get any.

7. You don't have to pay for sleep.

6. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.

5. You can sleep for eight hours straight.

4. You can sleep in church.

3. Your teddy bear never complains.

2. While you're asleep you can have sex with anyone you want.

1. It's legal to sleep in any position in all 50 states!

 

[Demian]

Sleep iz Better because i don't need 10 reasons

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Latinababe]

2. While you're asleep you can have sex with anyone you want.

I like that one..*LoL*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Top 10 Reasons
Why SLEEP Is Better Than SEX!

You wanna bet on that.

 

[stargazer]

Those are all very good reasons; but, sex is sex and sleep is sleep. I would choose a good fucking to sleep anyday.

 

[fanzee1]

4. You can sleep in church.

You can have sex in church, too.

 

[Gamelover221]

6. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.


Eh? What do you call it when you wake up and just can't pull yourself out of bed and you crash again

 

[J.B.]

8. You don't feel like a total loser if you didn't get any.

Just like a zombie...

 

[AzureAngel]

Top 10 Reasons
Why SLEEP Is Better Than SEX!

5. You can sleep for eight hours straight.

Someone's never been on a dorm room twin bed. Hah.