Slave bells ring, are ya listenin?

[Homburg]

MIS and I were talking about the upcoming holidays, and started joking about kinky rewrites to classic songs. Here are a few we came up with. Feel free to add your own.


This one is my offering, to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"

Slave bells ring,
are ya listenin'?
On her knees,
pussy's glistenin'.

A beautiful sight,
she's ready tonight,
serving down in Master's Wonderland.

In the dungeon, I can tie a slave up
then flog her ass til she is black and blue.
I'll play "Count the strokes" with tied up slave girl,
and do whatever else I want to do.

Later on, she'll perspire,
While I laugh, and play with fire.
She'll look down afraid, at the marks that I made,
Playing down in Master's Wonderland.


--

Here's one from MIS, based of the Chanukah favourite about our friend the Dreidel:

I had a little flogger
i made it out of clay
and when its dried and ready
oh flogger i will play


I had a little flogger
I made it out of tape,
Duct tape is so handy,
It can take any shape


I had a little flogger
i made it out of mud
i tried to take a swing but
i made a mess, oh crud!


i had a little flogger
i made it out of wood
its heavy and its awkward
this flogger is no good


i had a little flogger
i made it out of glass
it swung and then it shattered
and then cut up my ass


i had a little flogger
i made it out of soap
it made me really slippery
and slid out of my rope


i had a little flogger
i made it out of string
its small and fast and whippy
that f*cker sure does sting


--


Anyone from MIS, and this one is to the tune of "Santa Baby" (which she does a mean rendition of)

Master Baby, your girls, got something special for you, i do
wanted to tell you for days
Master Baby, let me tell you what you mean to me


Master Baby, I love the way that you talk, and walk,
your baby girl's so in love
Master Baby, you are everything to me


think of all the scenes we've had
think of all the times you've made me happy, not sad
i am your slave all day and night
for you i try not to be bad

--

I figure we pervert everything else, why not take a swing at holiday tunes?

 

[graceanne]

ROFLMAO

Oh, you two have too much fun.

 

[BeachGurl2]

Those are great!

 

[Homburg]

Those are great!

ROFLMAO

Oh, you two have too much fun.

Thank you, both. We do have fun, and I'm glad. I couldn't deal with being serious all the time.

We'd actually talked about a few more, but figured we should let other people post some.

 

[BeachGurl2]

While I wander around the rest of the night humming 'Santa Baby'. Now I can't get it out of my head.

 

[graceanne]

I'm working on one, but it's hard to think with the kids watching a musical. I'll post it later.

 

[myinnerslut]

i was wondereing when a good time would be to post these. ive been so busy with schoolwork ive barely been on lit at all recently so im glad you remembered Master.

now i, too, have santa baby stuck in my head

 

[Harmony_1985]

Hehehehe, that's awesome!

 

[Netzach]

The flogger one had me in tears, it's so funny. No offense, H, but it's high time someone had a song about some of the silliness done in the name of pervertibles - I've seen some great ones and some real doozies.

 

[intothewoods]

Have you guys heard of the Wet Spots?

 

[Homburg]

The flogger one had me in tears, it's so funny. No offense, H, but it's high time someone had a song about some of the silliness done in the name of pervertibles - I've seen some great ones and some real doozies.

Yeah, when she started working on that one, I laughed too. Good stuff.

--

Have you guys heard of the Wet Spots?

Nope, never heard of em.

 

[intothewoods]

Nope, never heard of em.

Check 'em out if you have a chance. Their songs are hi-larious.

 

[myinnerslut]

to the tune of frosty the snow man

rope, chains, and floggers
underneath the christmas tree
they are wrapped up tight
it takes all my might
not to open them early

bags, bows, and boxes
'cause ive been so good this year
put the kids to bed
then wrapping we'll shred
use the new toys on my rear

 

[Wolfspet]

The one and only BDSM video I watched was a dud. Everyone in it seemed sooo bored. But the "Master" in the video looked like Burle Ives. Seriously. We all noticed it. So at Christmas, we sing:

(to the tune of Holly Jolly Christmas)


Have a holly, jolly flogging;
It's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow
But we'll have quite a leer.

Oh, ho
The manacles
Hung where you can see;
Somebody waits for you;
Whip 'er once for me!

Have a holly jolly flogging
And in case you didn't hear

Oh by golly
Have a holly
Jolly flogging -- with fear!

 

[myinnerslut]

i started one to the hannukah song "light one candle". (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzE8pt6ZNs8&feature=related) but i felt really bad bdsm-ifying a song about martyred maccabee children.

so im inviting one of you to do it.

 

[Homburg]

Yeah, I've tried to avoid the songs with strong religious connotations. I may not be a believer, but no reason for me to whiz on anybody else's beliefs.

And, yes, I'm picky.

 

[marieR19]

Okay, I passed through here the other day while just lurking (haven't been posting here lately, sorry about that, miss you all!), and I had "slave bells ring" stuck in my head for the next FIVE hours!

Therefore, Homburg, I am blaming you for the fact that I corrupted semi-innocents with that song last night. lol


Heather

 

[Vixandra]

Those are beautiful. And now I have "Holly, jolly flogging" stuck in my head, lol.

 

[ZoeBird]

Those are hilarious!!! I MUST share them now, hope you don't mind.

 

[Homburg]

Heather: I gleefully accept that blame

ZoeBird: Feel free!

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

I believe that these should be duly sung at my holiday party this weekend

MIS and I were talking about the upcoming holidays, and started joking about kinky rewrites to classic songs. Here are a few we came up with. Feel free to add your own.


This one is my offering, to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"

Slave bells ring,
are ya listenin'?
On her knees,
pussy's glistenin'.

A beautiful sight,
she's ready tonight,
serving down in Master's Wonderland.

In the dungeon, I can tie a slave up
then flog her ass til she is black and blue.
I'll play "Count the strokes" with tied up slave girl,
and do whatever else I want to do.

Later on, she'll perspire,
While I laugh, and play with fire.
She'll look down afraid, at the marks that I made,
Playing down in Master's Wonderland.


--

Here's one from MIS, based of the Chanukah favourite about our friend the Dreidel:

I had a little flogger
i made it out of clay
and when its dried and ready
oh flogger i will play


I had a little flogger
I made it out of tape,
Duct tape is so handy,
It can take any shape


I had a little flogger
i made it out of mud
i tried to take a swing but
i made a mess, oh crud!


i had a little flogger
i made it out of wood
its heavy and its awkward
this flogger is no good


i had a little flogger
i made it out of glass
it swung and then it shattered
and then cut up my ass


i had a little flogger
i made it out of soap
it made me really slippery
and slid out of my rope


i had a little flogger
i made it out of string
its small and fast and whippy
that f*cker sure does sting


--


Anyone from MIS, and this one is to the tune of "Santa Baby" (which she does a mean rendition of)

Master Baby, your girls, got something special for you, i do
wanted to tell you for days
Master Baby, let me tell you what you mean to me


Master Baby, I love the way that you talk, and walk,
your baby girl's so in love
Master Baby, you are everything to me


think of all the scenes we've had
think of all the times you've made me happy, not sad
i am your slave all day and night
for you i try not to be bad

--

I figure we pervert everything else, why not take a swing at holiday tunes?

 

[myinnerslut]

I believe that these should be duly sung at my holiday party this weekend

only if you print out the words. i only have parts memorized

 

[incandyland]

Sorry this post is after the holidays. I have been lurking on the boards for a while and finally decided to post. I will introduce myself later in the appropriate spot.

Here is my song to the tune of Jingle Bells starting with Dashing through the snow.

Dashing through the house
In the dungeon we will play
Quiet as a mouse
She can't moan until I say.

Whips in air do sing
making asses bright
Oh, what fun it is to hear her yelping with delight

oh..

Oral sex
Anal sex
Pussy play for you
Oh what fun it is to play with my slavie poo

Whips and chains
Aches and pains
Dripping wax on you
Oh what fun it is to have a faithful slave or two

 

[Homburg]

Great first post

 

[daddiespet]

Ok i love this one...sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,