Skinny Dipping?

[SEVERUSMAX]

I like the basic premise and where it can lead, but do the ladies have to be....you know, skinny? What if they are curvy, have some meat on their bones? You know, plus-sized and such.

Any thoughts on story ideas for such things?

Maybe a guy who happens on a curvy cougar swimming in a lake in the buff, gets really horny and is seduced by her, and then the next day, her daughter entices him as well. He agrees to go back to meet her mother for whatever reason, and guess who it is? Yep, that same cougar. That could lead to all kinds of fun.

 

[Hypoxia]

That could lead to all kinds of fun.

Especially if the guy's father shows up next. And everybody is bi. And then other relatives from both sides appear. They're all bi, too. Soon it's a multi-family fuckfest down by the old swimming hole. That happens a lot in Arkansas, I've read.

 

[RejectReality]

Been there, done that.

http://www.literotica.com/s/dip-in-the-lake

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Lol, Dark.

And good twist, Hypoxia.....good, clean redneck fun. All of the usual country bumpkin stereotypes. Much like the jokes of my college years that I would hear for being from West Virginia...."if your Mom and Dad divorce, are they still cousins...."

I always shut them up by saying that, yes, my parents are fifth cousins....and observing that this was the same exact relationship that FDR had with Eleanor Roosevelt prior to marriage.

 

[Hypoxia]

Lol, Dark.

And good twist, Hypoxia.....good, clean redneck fun. All of the usual country bumpkin stereotypes. Much like the jokes of my college years that I would hear for being from West Virginia...."if your Mom and Dad divorce, are they still cousins...."

I always shut them up by saying that, yes, my parents are fifth cousins....and observing that this was the same exact relationship that FDR had with Eleanor Roosevelt prior to marriage.

As it happens, my partner's parents, both West Coast natives (San Jose and Portland) were first cousins. Didn't grow up together, met in their late teens and fell in instant love. Their lace-curtain Irish grandpa said their kids would have tails. Didn't happen, I swear. And my Midwest-based family has its own little incestuous secrets. My sister and her son; our mother and her nephew; others I dare not mention. Events around swimming pools, yes, water-based or -facilitated lust.

So my scenario fits both hillbilly stereotypes AND mainstream reality. But stereotypes are fun, ain't they? And easy. Hence all the BBC stories here.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Awesome....and yes, stereotypes are fun. I knew a neighbor family back in WV that fueled many of my young male fantasies....often oriented toward fucking all of them and them fucking each other. Very hot...one of them flashed me her tits once, too....and that was by the pool.

 

[lynn-23]

As it happens, my partner's parents, both West Coast natives (San Jose and Portland) were first cousins. Didn't grow up together, met in their late teens and fell in instant love. Their lace-curtain Irish grandpa said their kids would have tails. Didn't happen, I swear. And my Midwest-based family has its own little incestuous secrets. My sister and her son; our mother and her nephew; others I dare not mention. Events around swimming pools, yes, water-based or -facilitated lust.

So my scenario fits both hillbilly stereotypes AND mainstream reality. But stereotypes are fun, ain't they? And easy. Hence all the BBC stories here.

Wow, sounds like you have an interesting family! love to hear more about that! LOL.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

My sentiments exactly.

 

[Hypoxia]

Wow, sounds like you have an interesting family! love to hear more about that! LOL.

They get brief mentions in some of my stories but I write incestuous fiction, not reporting. Gotta maintain some distance there, y'know? Anything I say about grandpa and the chickens will be fictional too. Sorry.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Yeah, can't totally turn your fiction into memoirs, though fiction written as memoirs can be fun.

 

[Hypoxia]

Yeah, can't totally turn your fiction into memoirs, though fiction written as memoirs can be fun.

That's my forte. I started here with journal- and memoir-type series and cycles and I'm working on a few now, both completing old series and ginning a couple of newbies. I have an idea for a kick-ass memoir cycle told from the POVs of various ancient and recent religious figures. Yah, like Aimee Semple McPherson's diary. Or Mother Teresa's, from when she was an Albanian wild child. Or what *really* happened during the "lost years" of Yeshua bir Miryam, or Mohamet.

Hmmm, I wonder whether my 1st or 3rd person POVs are more realistic. I think I let myself get away with more fantasies and line-crossing with 3rd person, and my memoir pieces are more grounded in something like reality. My religious cycle would flip that around. Or would it?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Yeah, years back, I did my own twist on how Joseph and Mary got together, before they had Jesus.

 

[Hypoxia]

Yeah, years back, I did my own twist on how Joseph and Mary got together, before they had Jesus.

Were they skinny-dipping in the Sea of Galilee? Was Mary's hot sister involved, and maybe their MILF mom Anne? Meanwhile, if you've researched the language at all, you've probably found that the word usually translated as 'virgin' meant unmarried, not unpenetrated. Thus, "virgin birth" = "unwed motherhood" and so we have zillions of miracle babies around. What blessings!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Were they skinny-dipping in the Sea of Galilee? Was Mary's hot sister involved, and maybe their MILF mom Anne? Meanwhile, if you've researched the language at all, you've probably found that the word usually translated as 'virgin' meant unmarried, not unpenetrated. Thus, "virgin birth" = "unwed motherhood" and so we have zillions of miracle babies around. What blessings!

Parthenos...yes. True, Athena is called Parthenos as well, but that is because she never married, not because she was a virgin (though apparently, she was).

Almah vs. bethulah, the old debate. Very familiar with my Bible college days. The fundies hated anyone questioning their theft of the Mithras myth.

It wasn't that kinky, more of a sensual romance between a young woman and her husband. But, yeah, Jesus is the fruit of their premarital passion.