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shy slave

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If you could learn one sexual and one non-sexual skill what would they be?

Mine would be:

Sexual ~ deep throat.
I really want to be able to massage the head of a cock with my throat muscles

Non-sexual ~ Singing. I can't hold a tune in a bucket (I know I should have said learn Danish :rolleyes: )
 
Sexual? hmm....A manuever Cosmo called the "madam butterfly" involving fluttering clenchings of the PC muscles...hell to be able to figure out how the hell to contract my pc muscles correctly period.

Non sexual....To sew. If I could sew better I'd be scavaging the $1/yd fabric sales and would have awsome clothes. There was some terrific striped fabric that would have made a nice casual outfit to wear to school. My pet will be learning to sew when he begins to stay at home and I'll be investing in an ajustable dressmaker's model and he will have projects to finish for me ;)
 
Sexual Skill-Being able to get used to Anal. Oh, I know it'll come with time, but I want it to happen NOW, dammit.

Everyday Skill-I have to saw sewing, too. I have so many ideas for beautiful formal dressed and sexy nightgowns and really nice everyday clothes that I feel like I'm going to burst sometimes.
 
Sexual - deep throating.

Non-sexual - hm. This is harder. Not that their aren't things I want to do, but their's so MANY. I'd love to learn to play the guitar. Clarinets just aren't very useful after highschool. *sigh*
 
Sexually? Hmm, being able to get naked in public and play.

Non sexually? Hmm, completing the writing of a good book and enjoying the process all the way through.
 
Sexual.... I would love to learn speed seduction or the idea of conditioning so that a submissive could be aroused simply with a trigger word.

Non-sexual, I want to be better with my guitar.
 
Sexual? Hmmmmm, I think Salvor-Hardon has the right idea with speed seduction. To turn a women on or off with a few key words would be cool.

Non-sexual? That an easy one. I would love to be able to sing and vocalise professionally. Would love to sing tenor.
 
Hmmm, sexual? Pick winning lottery numbers.


non-sexual? Pick winning lottery numbers.
 
SirFace said:
Hmmm, sexual? Pick winning lottery numbers.


non-sexual? Pick winning lottery numbers.

WTF???

Where is the dadgum SEX lottery anyway?

*looks around*

LOL

Fury :rose:
 
Sexual- Penile reduction surgery

Nonsexual- Being a better liar.
 
Sexual: To orgasm without being touched

Nonsexual: To finally master Braille without having to work so damn hard!
 
shy slave said:
If you could learn one sexual and one non-sexual skill what would they be?

Mine would be:

Sexual ~ deep throat.
I really want to be able to massage the head of a cock with my throat muscles

Non-sexual ~ Singing. I can't hold a tune in a bucket (I know I should have said learn Danish :rolleyes: )
I'm skilled at EVERYTHING, shy.
There's nothing left.


aaaaaaahahhaahhahahahaha
 
Sexual .......... I sincerely would like to be able to do the trick where you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue in a matter of seconds .......I am certain that could be employed much to my own discreet amusement across a crowded venue.....soooo much brat potential there ........heh.....smiles

Non Sexual .......play the piano with real passion and finesse and also Japanese Sword/Fan dancing 'Shibu' ( just the fan part )which I am actually working on sporadically ( hence I spend most of the time bending down to pick up fans off the ground instead of actually practising the movements ) and its much harder than it looks ,may take years. Oh well least I am trying........ :D
 
A Desert Rose said:
I'm skilled at EVERYTHING, shy.
There's nothing left.


aaaaaaahahhaahhahahahaha


Sorry, sorry

I should have put that in the first post.

How could I have been so dumb as to have forgotten.

Sorry sorry sorry,

When, where and what time are your classes on languages, braille, writing books, all things musical, speed seduction, deep throat, anal, madam butterfly and the lottery?

Edit to add: and that cherry thing that Rebecca mentioned, it sounds crazy and weird; but I want to be able to do, then practice the same technique on his cock lol

*borrows KC's innocent look*
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Sexual .......... I sincerely would like to be able to do the trick where you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue in a matter of seconds .......I am certain that could be employed much to my own discreet amusement across a crowded venue.....soooo much brat potential there ........heh.....smiles

Non Sexual .......play the piano with real passion and finesse and also Japanese Sword/Fan dancing 'Shibu' ( just the fan part )which I am actually working on sporadically ( hence I spend most of the time bending down to pick up fans off the ground instead of actually practising the movements ) and its much harder than it looks ,may take years. Oh well least I am trying........ :D

Hopefully, bending at the waist. Wishing I was there to watch.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Sexual .......... I sincerely would like to be able to do the trick where you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue in a matter of seconds .......I am certain that could be employed much to my own discreet amusement across a crowded venue.....soooo much brat potential there ........heh.....smiles :D

See... I toadya... I can even do that!!! You have no idea how many free drinks I got in bars with the cherry stem trick.
 
A Desert Rose said:
See... I toadya... I can even do that!!! You have no idea how many free drinks I got in bars with the cherry stem trick.
Wow!!
Can you really??

I won't sulk if you tell me how its done, really I wont :p

And do you think I could put a knot in his cock using the same technique???

:D

Perhaps that should be in the other thread of 'things not to...' lol
 
Oh yea... it's my only claim to fame, ladies. I can do the cherry stem thingy and it soooo impresses people/men.

It's so fucking easy to do too. It's just all about practice, for most. For me, it was just a natural thing (lmao.)

Not really... I had to practice too.
 
A Desert Rose said:
Oh yea... it's my only claim to fame, ladies. I can do the cherry stem thingy and it soooo impresses people/men.

It's so fucking easy to do too. It's just all about practice, for most. For me, it was just a natural thing (lmao.)

Not really... I had to practice too.

I want to come to vegas just so you can show me.

Ummm did I hijack my own thread?

*sigh*
 
Kajira Callista said:
:nana: i know...you are such a good girl :nana:

Thank you

*dances happy dance*

:)

I will tell Andante I am a good girl I am not sure he knows :cathappy:
 
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