Skeptics Anonymous Support Group

[shereads]

I'm having trouble believing "Smith@yahoo.com" is the legitimate address for the Smith Barney investment division of Citigroup. Also, the logo in their e-mail looks like your kid made it in MacPaint.

Assuming I give them the necessary information to update my account, what's the worst that could happen?

I don't think I have an investment account with Smith Barney, but it would be nice to have one and I might have forgotten.

 

[Guest]

Pick me!

 

[Lisa Denton]

You could ask the cops if they want you to give them some info, scam a scammer.

 

[impressive]

Now, if it was the "Anonymous Skeptics Support Group" it could be the ASS Group. *sigh*

Get it right next time, will ya?

 

[NoJo]

I'm having trouble believing "Smith@yahoo.com" is the legitimate address for the Smith Barney investment division of Citigroup. Also, the logo in their e-mail looks like your kid made it in MacPaint.

Assuming I give them the necessary information to update my account, what's the worst that could happen?

I don't think I have an investment account with Smith Barney, but it would be nice to have one and I might have forgotten.

FYI Smith Barney's head office can be contacted at mYshh33@ex.dot.ru

 

[shereads]

You could ask the cops if they want you to give them some info, scam a scammer.

Oh, to be young and innocent again! But then, you're not from Miami, are you? Where you live, are there famous corruption trials that aren't named after police officers?

 

[Lisa Denton]

Oh, to be young and innocent again! But then, you're not from Miami, are you? Where you live, are there famous corruption trials that aren't named after police officers?

This is Texas, where all evidence in all trials was planted by police officers.

 

[Guest]

Miami

Do you know anything about what's going on on those CSI series? Three cities, so far.

I think that's one too many, don't you?

 

[kbate]

Now, if it was the "Anonymous Skeptics Support Group" it could be the ASS Group. *sigh*

Get it right next time, will ya?

So nearly a perfect group title; coming so close just heightens the disappointment.... sigh.

 

[shereads]

Do you know anything about what's going on on those CSI series? Three cities, so far.

I think that's one too many, don't you?

They have to catch up with Law & Order Hot Sex Crimes, Law & Order Predictable Crime Mysteries, Law & Order Hackneyed Dialogue, Law & Order Traffic Division, and the new Law & Order City Zoning Commission.

 

[Couture]

Hey SR, do I have a deal for you. How would you like to go in as partners and help some Nigerians move 15 million dollars out of the country?

 

[rimmy]

They have to catch up with Law & Order Hot Sex Crimes, Law & Order Predictable Crime Mysteries, Law & Order Hackneyed Dialogue, Law & Order Traffic Division, and the new Law & Order City Zoning Commission.

You forgot Law & Order Meter Maids

 

[shereads]

Hey SR, do I have a deal for you. How would you like to go in as partners and help some Nigerians move 15 million dollars out of the country?

Like I'd fall for that a second time.

 

[shereads]

You forgot Law & Order Meter Maids

You're right. I got them confused with L&W Traffic Enforcement Division. The good news is, there's a new, 'edgier' Law & Order spinoff in the works. The working title is "Law & Order Irate Prosecuting Attorney Whose Hands Are Tied By Technicalities"

 

[Guest]

You forgot Law & Order Meter Maids

Ah yes....


Lovely Rita...

 

[Guest]

 

[kbate]

You forgot Law & Order Meter Maids

"story contest???"

 

[kamuikamui]

Like I'd fall for that a second time.

Ditto.