Ok I know I'm small, and it drives me nuts. I hate the fact that I cant satisfy my partner. I've read about lots of "techniques" and I hear all about the pills and such b.s. What I want to know is if anyone out there can recommend something they have tried that actually worked. I know it sounds bad but I would prefer something like a pill mostly because between all the stuff in my life, I simply dont have time to do the techniques I've read about. Thank you all who reply.
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peachykeen
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To summarize:
"My dick is teeny tiny but I can't be arsed to actually bother to learn to do anything that women might actually enjoy, so I want a magic pill that will miraculously make my dick huge and woman will fall all over themselves trying to get to me."
Hey, good luck with that.
"My dick is teeny tiny but I can't be arsed to actually bother to learn to do anything that women might actually enjoy, so I want a magic pill that will miraculously make my dick huge and woman will fall all over themselves trying to get to me."
Hey, good luck with that.
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OH LORD
Gimmie strength.........
OK I'll be the first to bite...I'm in a weird mood tonight anyway.
What you consider small is probably normal. You've been watching the sperm whales mating on TV again and that's not good for ANY guy to watch!
If it IS a FACT that you can't satisfy your partner it probably more to do with the fact that you think your entire sexuality in your dick. WRONG! Read stuff in here and you'll learn that only dicks think that.
There is a $10,000.oo operation that can move some of the erectile tissue that's attached to your pubic bone and move it outside the body. This works sometimes. Other times you dick falls off and you're back to where you were before.
PILLS ARE A COMPLETE SCAM. Again only DICKS will fall for this BS. They should sell IQ enhancing pills right before they sell the DICK enlarging pills. Guess how many they'd sell then.
The only way to positively increase the size of your dick is to kill yourself and come back as a Rhino or a Sperm Whale.
Arentyagladyouasked?
Gimmie strength.........
OK I'll be the first to bite...I'm in a weird mood tonight anyway.
What you consider small is probably normal. You've been watching the sperm whales mating on TV again and that's not good for ANY guy to watch!
If it IS a FACT that you can't satisfy your partner it probably more to do with the fact that you think your entire sexuality in your dick. WRONG! Read stuff in here and you'll learn that only dicks think that.
There is a $10,000.oo operation that can move some of the erectile tissue that's attached to your pubic bone and move it outside the body. This works sometimes. Other times you dick falls off and you're back to where you were before.
PILLS ARE A COMPLETE SCAM. Again only DICKS will fall for this BS. They should sell IQ enhancing pills right before they sell the DICK enlarging pills. Guess how many they'd sell then.
The only way to positively increase the size of your dick is to kill yourself and come back as a Rhino or a Sperm Whale.
Arentyagladyouasked?
crazybbwgirl
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If those pills worked all men would have 10 inch dicks and all women would have big perky boobs. Look around -the pills don't work....... Perhaps one of those hypnosis books?
ExtacyCouple
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Why is everybody so mean to the guy......it's his first post. There is a lot of pressure on a guy to have a big cock and if he doesn't have a lot of expeirence he may think thats all that matters. He needs the good people at Lit to show him that it is more about using what you have got rather than worrying about what you don't.
My advice.....learn how to use your tongue really good and Etoile hit on a good point "attitude".
My advice.....learn how to use your tongue really good and Etoile hit on a good point "attitude".
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ExtacyCouple said:
Both you & Etolie nailed it. The most important thing he should worry about is in his head and NOT the size of his other head. Sure there's pressure- but why succumb to trying to match up with a porn star?
peachykeen
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ExtacyCouple said:
Sometimes you've got to be cruel to be kind (in the right measure).
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1. learn how to eat pussy good...im not joking, you can have chicks eating out the palm of your hand.
2.pay attention to her needs, ask questions during sex, but dont be annoying, be mindful of how she reacts to certain things. Make sure you have a nice consistent stroke, none of that herky jerky shit, if you cant get into a groove its gonna suck.
3.foreplay...make good use of it.
the most important thing is to communicate with a lady, the more you know about what gets her off.. and how to do it.. the better sex you'll have.
2.pay attention to her needs, ask questions during sex, but dont be annoying, be mindful of how she reacts to certain things. Make sure you have a nice consistent stroke, none of that herky jerky shit, if you cant get into a groove its gonna suck.
3.foreplay...make good use of it.
the most important thing is to communicate with a lady, the more you know about what gets her off.. and how to do it.. the better sex you'll have.
ReadyOne
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Most combinations of boys and girls can work together to hit the G-spot.
Missionary, then lift/push her legs up straght in the air. Put her knees over yous shoulders. Grab her upper thighs and pull/hold them against your belly to keep them vertical.
Or you can try to roll her up by putting her ankles behind her ears (or at least started in that direction).
Lift her hips up off the mat a bit so you can thrust into her from underneath aiming your dick toward her pubic bone. You can tap against/rub over her G-spot with every stroke.
Another way..
Put her on her tummy and enter from above. (You can start doggy and then push her hips forward until she collapses onto the mat, moving with her to keep you dick inside.
Now lift youself and move as far forward ofver her hips as you can. You want to be plunging your dick almost stright down, right into the old G-spot again.
Missionary, then lift/push her legs up straght in the air. Put her knees over yous shoulders. Grab her upper thighs and pull/hold them against your belly to keep them vertical.
Or you can try to roll her up by putting her ankles behind her ears (or at least started in that direction).
Lift her hips up off the mat a bit so you can thrust into her from underneath aiming your dick toward her pubic bone. You can tap against/rub over her G-spot with every stroke.
Another way..
Put her on her tummy and enter from above. (You can start doggy and then push her hips forward until she collapses onto the mat, moving with her to keep you dick inside.
Now lift youself and move as far forward ofver her hips as you can. You want to be plunging your dick almost stright down, right into the old G-spot again.
ReadyOne
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How average are you?
Look at this old thread Woman and Orgasms for some real numbers, then get out your sewing tape measure.
(www.literotica.com:81/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=4643981&highlight=condom+size+average#post4643981)
Look at this old thread Woman and Orgasms for some real numbers, then get out your sewing tape measure.
(www.literotica.com:81/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=4643981&highlight=condom+size+average#post4643981)
