Sitting up here reading these threads all eternity long

God_Above

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It's boring as Hell. Everybody complaining about the same things and describing how messy sex is and how much work it is. Griping about finding good partners.


Why did I invent it? Couldn't I have come up with some other way to reproduce? You don't see wolves and squirrels and rabbits bitching and griping and spending money on outfits and tools and toys. They get at it, get it over with and move on. No dressing up, no planning orgies or creating special rooms with shit bolted to the walls. Fish don't even really do it. One drops the eggs, another passes over and drops the rest.

Bees? They mess around in flowers all day.

Why did people have to screw it all up and make such a production out of something so simple?
 
Oh come on, God. What have you got to complain about? Think on the bright side...everyone screams out your name in appreciation as they climax.
 
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