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and tell me about your day.

Mine was great. Tonight will be even better.
 
TWB said:
and tell me about your day.

Mine was great. Tonight will be even better.

Tell me you're getting drunk and/or laid so I can live vicariously through you.
 
How about I call you up, we both rent a movie, start it at the same time and watch it together while we both get drunk.
 
TWB said:
How about I call you up, we both rent a movie, start it at the same time and watch it together while we both get drunk.

That works for me. I'm about to head out to the liquor store and get me something powerful. What are you drinking?
 
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Freya2 said:
Tell me you're getting drunk and/or laid so I can live vicariously through you.

I'm hoping I can get drunk and laid! :D

My day has been great thus far btw.
 
Umm, well, I got beer, tequila, vodka, rum, and some other assorted fufu stuff like Kaluha and peppermint schnapps.
 
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marksgirl said:
I'm hoping I can get drunk and laid! :D

My day has been great thus far btw.

You are officially not allowed to get laid without giving me minute by minute details. And if you can arrange it, try having a session or two in my honour, k? I'll owe you one.
 
TWB said:
Umm, well, I got beer, tequila, vodka, rum, and some other assorted fufu stuff like Kaluha and peppermint schnapps.

Vodka, Kahlua, some milk and a dash of pepsi on top. Let's drink paralyzers.
 
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Freya2 said:
You are officially not allowed to get laid without giving me minute by minute details. And if you can arrange it, try having a session or two in my honour, k? I'll owe you one.

I did say I was "hoping" to get laid! Tank is on maneuvers and may not make it back tonight. The drunk part is easy! :D
 
*sitting on lap*

My tournament was canceled. I got my license in the mail, and I have a whole weekend ahead of me. What could go wrong???

*knocks on wood, just in case*
 
If I sit on your lap, would you give me a neck massage?? My neck is killing me. Thank god, my own personal chiropractor brother is arriving home for a month tonite.

I think I will go to my very own apartment tonite...drink wine...and relax.

Ciao...i am outta here.

(btw...if you want you can keep me company on the way home)
 
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marksgirl said:
I did say I was "hoping" to get laid! Tank is on maneuvers and may not make it back tonight. The drunk part is easy! :D

Wanna get drunk together? Then if you just happen to get laid, you can be easily convinced to share intimate details while in a precarious state.
 
:D

Eumenides: What license?

Mia: I can give a mean backrub. No problem.

pretty_lil_stranger: You are next.
 
My day is no-where near finished yet..

I'll report back when it is.
 
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