Siren is opening the Immigration Law Office for Literoticans coming to America....

[Siren]

 

[CreamyLady]

Do you need an overqualified secretary?

 

[GuyJD]

Okay, I have decided that I can have a lucritive law practice just taking care of the lovelorned Literoticans that immigrate to this country to be with people they fall in love with, or for literoticans that fall in love with this country....

So I am officially open for the following clients.
Ezzy
Xander
Svedish Chef

any others?

hahaha.

Oh, so you're going to leave out the ex-cop and detective, huh? You know how great of an investigator I am. Do you remember our first online discussion, Siren? LOL

 

[Siren]

Geeze I aint even got a retainer and already I got employees

 

[GuyJD]

PLEEEEEZZZ SIREN.....LET ME HELP

Let's make a negotiation, shall we Ms. Siren?
You have an Immigration Law Office and I work for the transit authority. So let me pull a few strings, grease a few palms, and gather up about 3 buses that's not being driven at this time. You and me can take a ride to my old employer and pay them a sweet lil visit. You know the one? As in Maria's place of employment. (hint, hint)
Then we can round up the hundreds of illegal immigrants in the buses and drop them back off at the nearest borders.
What do you say, sweetie? It'll only take a minute for me to fuel up the buses........LOL.

 

[Siren]

Can you say....

 

[CreamyLady]

Would those buses be painted blue, Guy?

Okay, Siren. Answer your own phone, type your own briefs and petitions and forms, keep your own files, placate your own clients.

I shall, instead, turn my mind to Art.

Sniff.

 

[GuyJD]

Re: Can you say....

15 to 20 years?


Let me make that Siren's Immigration and Criminal
Defense Law Firm.

Can we say 15 to 20 years, per illegals. Hell, I would have to tell all of the managers, "Forget your toothbrush, you better bring some new dentures. And please, don't drop the soap until your cell mate has taken you to dinner first."
And that department store will become a new warehouse and a much larger parking facility for the restaurant that sits next door.
>>>Picking up the phone and dialing<<< How many buses would you say? 3? 4? Deisels or Natural Gas?

 

[Ezzy]

Well I landed in SF...

So a California Laywer is probably a good idea.

I will enjoy having Sirens Immigration and Criminal Defense Law Firm working for me.




EZ http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[ShyGuy68]

any others?

hahaha.

Here!!!!

 

[Nobody Special]

hey Siren.. ust wondering 2 things...

1) what are your Office Hours??

2) Do you do Pro Bono work?? (requireing minds want to know)

and does that have anything to do with your ass??

Sorry that was 3 questions

E

 

[His Whimsicality]

Also Here!!!!

 

[Bahamut]

And how about Canadians...

Eh??

 

[Siren]

What about my ass?

 

[Nobody Special]

Re: What about my ass?

I didnt follow that question at all.

Just wondering was all..

E

 

[genderbender]

Translation Possibility

Siren - How about converting Pro Bono to Pro Boner? Of course, you could put that in the orifice of your choice.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

OK I'm on so long as I get to taste wolfy's cooking

 

[Samuari]

We could send them all to Flordia, where they need to raise the general IQ.

 

[Xander]

You're Hired Siren

Let's sign up a contract, and get started right away.

La Siren as my legal backup, and Los GuyJD as invesigating law enforcer.....hmmm. I can live with that

 

[Savage Kitten]

hey

We could send them all to Flordia, where they need to raise the general IQ.

I resemble that remark!

 

[SweetCherry]

Siren

How about a quickie divorce and immigration of a kiwi for me? How much would that run? Can ya help me, please???

[Edited by SweetCherry on 02-28-2001 at 04:06 PM]

 

[GuyJD]

Would those buses be painted blue, Guy?

Okay, Siren. Answer your own phone, type your own briefs and petitions and forms, keep your own files, placate your own clients.

I shall, instead, turn my mind to Art.

Sniff.

Can't paint the buses, Creamy (Dreamy) Lady, but I'll see to it that we have the U.S. Flag on each of them and the word, "CHARTER", on it.
Once we get them to back to the border, Siren, I'll see to it that each bus is labeled, "OUT OF SERVICE". I'll also see to it that there are no passengers getting on the bus upon leaving the border. LOL

 

[Ask For More]

Maybe I should start one with literoticans who feel like coming to the UK ;op

 

[Samuari]

Luv ya Kitty.

 

[*Lazer*]

Raising my hand high for the US to UK line....