Siren is making me make a thread

[wolfy]

I don't really want to make a thread but she threatened to make a thread for me if I didn't so to protect myself from some really strange thread i'm going to make one about her making me make a thread.

Can you tell I'm married?

Do any of you have significant others who watch over your shoulder and make you post responses or try and get you to post new threads about things your totally not interested in?

Help me!!!!!

 

[Guest]

YOU'RE married to Siren???????

 

[Siren]

What a pussy

 

[perks]

if you're married to Siren, that means you're my dad. Hiiiiiii daddy!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

sorry no my SO don't do that.... but being in diff countrys kind of makes that hard to do.

 

[modest mouse]

Offer to lick her pussy, and I don't mean the one in the avatar.

If she persists with this thread mularchy, she's insane and you can have her committed to aninstitution of your choice.

 

[wolfy]

Torture

I want you to know that while she was trying to post her reply I was threatening her with twisting her nipples. This didn't seem to deter her much tho and she seemed to enjoy it so I guess i'll have to come up with a better form of torture.

Anyone from BDSM have any suggestions?

 

[Guest]

Re: What a pussy

and I dont mean the cat in the picture either.


Yea PRM he's married to me.........
Shocking aint it?

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No darlin', DOMINEERING is the word I would use.

Just look, your 10893 muscular POSTS to his wimpy 293.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Hey, MM? When do we get to have explosive phone sex so I can mark that off my "I've Never" list?

 

[ShyGuy68]

Re: Torture

I was threatening her with twisting her nipples.

How about threatening her with NOT twisting her nipples?

 

[wolfy]

Lol

Good idea Shyguy

As to her numerous posts compared to my miniscule amount. Dammit i can't say anything cause she keeps going no...no...no... posting while beside your wife really sucks. Anyway i'll try and post more in the future. Is that ok to type honey?....Phweeew.

 

[Guest]

Re: Lol

Good idea Shyguy

As to her numerous posts compared to my miniscule amount. Dammit i can't say anything cause she keeps going no...no...no... posting while beside your wife really sucks. Anyway i'll try and post more in the future. Is that ok to type honey?....Phweeew.

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You're REALLY making it very FUCKING HARD for us guys out here, you know that, don't you?

 

[ShyGuy68]

Wolfy you just have to get an extra computer, and set it up so you both can be on-line at the same time!

 

[koalabear]

I don't really want to make a thread but she threatened to make a thread for me if I didn't so to protect myself from some really strange thread i'm going to make one about her making me make a thread.

Can you tell I'm married?

Do any of you have significant others who watch over your shoulder and make you post responses or try and get you to post new threads about things your totally not interested in?

Help me!!!!!

Dammit I told you to just shack up!!!!!

 

[wolfy]

I have two computers now.

But she won't go on the other one and I don't trust her not to post weird things as me if I leave her alone in here.

Maybe if I put some chocolate out by the other computer I can tempt her to leave. A hersheys kiss trail leading to the computer might work. Ok thanks for the idea!

 

[modest mouse]

Hey, MM? When do we get to have explosive phone sex so I can mark that off my "I've Never" list?

Let me take my heart medication and then you can call. Get wet first, I'm impatient for some Vix fake fucking.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guest]

 

[GuyJD]

Can you tell I'm married?

Do any of you have significant others who watch over your shoulder and make you post responses or try and get you to post new threads about things your totally not interested in?

Help me!!!!!

I think you misspelled your name. Shouldn't it be "Wimpy" and not "Wolfy" ? LOL

I once had a wife that looked over my shoulder alot. And Siren knows what I did about her. I divorced her. That'll show her who's boss!!! LOL

 

[Siren]

Guy He aint no wimpers

 

[cymbidia]

For you Wolfy

Torture for Sirenita:

1. Buy some leather cuffs. Rolled, finished edges. D-rings. Lockable hasps.

2. Install eyebolts into the recesses of your headboard and more into the footboard.

3. Lock the cuffs to all four eyebolts. Use extra lengths of chain if you need to.

4. While she's sleeping some wonderful Friday night, lock them onto her.

5. Keep her there all weekend. Feed her, make love to her, let her drink, bring her a bedpan as needed.

That ought to do it.

Of course, you gotta let her go at some point and then, oh man, your life will be hell. However, that's not what you asked for. You just asked how to torture her. The above is one way to accomplish that.

Glad i could be of help.

 

[Siren]

Hahaha Cym

 

[GuyJD]

Re: Guy He aint no wimpers

he might whine sometimes but then all men do.


But the Wolfers holds his own.......<damn it>
muahahhahaha

That may be. But I sure as hell don't want to see what he's holding.
Unless, of course, it's something that's attached to you......LOL

 

[Siren]

It aint attached to me