Siren has a Stalker..........

I eat more than three bites of lunch! Really! It's a conspiracy..whenever I eat with a Lit'er, the restaurant gives me 4 portions worth of food, just to make me look like I don't eat. Then they put extra sauce on it so I'll be sure to spill it all over my shirt.

I don't have to call you....I already know your schedule...bwah hah hah hah

(that's supposed to be evil laughter, btw)
 
Sure it is a conspiracy.....so now I got a paranoid stalker eh?

:p
 
Re: Sure it is a conspiracy.....so now I got a paranoid stalker eh?

Siren said:
do I hear....."eats like a bird" anywhere?

If birds make slurping noises and chew with their mouths open, then yes indeed.
 
Dam.... There you are...

Hi Siren...

i've been looking for you...

i saw this mermaid and thought of you...

i know it's not as Ugly as you would like.... but .....what the hell...


don't ask me why i'm doing this.... i have No idea myself...
 
Re: Re: Sure it is a conspiracy.....so now I got a paranoid stalker eh?

:p
 
that's the fabled...

wall-eyed titty syndrome...bad implant job...lol


can i have a stalker too? preferably female....^_^???
 
it's a Mermaid Malady....

called....



Ripple Nipple....


it comes from being under water all the time...
 
They're big, soft, healthy mermaid nipples.

Must be nice to have water supporting you in all the right places, eh girls?
 
Is that what the new underwater wonder bra does for ya?

:p
 
YOu got it backwards again Lavy-poo

:p
 
We're pulling a train?

Wow. That's pretty kinky. *fans herself*
 
hahaha you ppl are nuts! thats why i like it here, and of course a certain beautiful young lady here doesn't hurt
 
laurels temporary replacement

hell, i'm bored, can u blame me?

well, i'm sure you could...
 
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