Sir Winstons Toy Auction

[Kajira Callista]

And the first item up for bids issssssssssss.............................

 

[laurel-marie]

:moves seat to this thread:

Will there be a demonstration of each item...just to make sure it works?

 

[Kajira Callista]

:moves seat to this thread:

Will there be a demonstration of each item...just to make sure it works?

yes...he is gonna demonstrate on the person sitting in the front row.

 

[laurel-marie]

um... How many toys exactly are there?

 

[graceanne]

*sits in the back seat and looks around*

Wow, the room looks way different from back here.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

*sits in the back seat and looks around*

Wow, the room looks way different from back here.

:: gets out binoculars, peers at back of room ::

Gee, gracie... I never realized you had those feathers before! *bwak, bwak!*

 

[graceanne]

:: gets out binoculars, peers at back of room ::

Gee, gracie... I never realized you had those feathers before! *bwak, bwak!*

. . . pick a little
talk a little
pick a little
talk a little
cheep cheep cheep
pick a lot pick a little more . . .

 

[Miss Diva]

Hi . I'm here for the auction. Where can I sit?

 

[Aeroil]

ooh, toys . as long as they're not used....
Umm, do I have to be 21 to participate in this auction or is the age cutoff at 18?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Hi . I'm here for the auction. Where can I sit?

right up front of course

 

[Sir_Winston54]

ooh, toys . as long as they're not used....
Umm, do I have to be 21 to participate in this auction or is the age cutoff at 18?

18's the "legal adult age" in most states; however, many of the big conventions, etc., require one to be 21 in an excess of caution. But... since you've been around for a little while and have some acceptable references, we'll let you in the door.

 

[Aeroil]

18's the "legal adult age" in most states; however, many of the big conventions, etc., require one to be 21 in an excess of caution. But... since you've been around for a little while and have some acceptable references, we'll let you in the door.

yay!
Now, when are we gonna get to the toys? you have vibes I trust?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

yay!
Now, when are we gonna get to the toys? you have vibes I trust?

Umm, nope. Just about all the vibes and most of the other insertables that were in my toy bag went with my almost-ex when we split. Since they'd been used in her, figured that was most appropriate. She ended up with three of my best floggers and two of my best canes, too, though I figured any subs/slaves I'd establish an intimate relationship with would either have vibes (etc.) of the type they were most "comfortable" with, or we could go find and buy a/some new one(s).

I do have a couple of vibrating implements left in the arsenal, however. They aren't usually for use directly on/in the body, however - more for placing against a hard object placed against labia and/or clit to vibrate the hell out of it

 

[Aeroil]

Umm, nope. Just about all the vibes and most of the other insertables that were in my toy bag went with my almost-ex when we split. Since they'd been used in her, figured that was most appropriate. She ended up with three of my best floggers and two of my best canes, too, though I figured any subs/slaves I'd establish an intimate relationship with would either have vibes (etc.) of the type they were most "comfortable" with, or we could go find and buy a/some new one(s).

I do have a couple of vibrating implements left in the arsenal, however. They aren't usually for use directly on/in the body, however - more for placing against a hard object placed against labia and/or clit to vibrate the hell out of it

And you call this a toy auction!!?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

And you call this a toy auction!!?

I didn't call it anything. KC started this thread as a response to my thought that maybe I should hold an auction now for the posthumous rights to my implements should I precipitously depart this mortal coil. Blame her for any misunderstandings you may have concerning the offerings.

Hey, if ya don't like what we're doin', you can depart the premises with no hard feelings at all. <innocent look> Umm, you did note the small print when you came in, didn't you? The part about the non-refundable $300 fee if you come in, and then don't participate in the auction?

 

[Miss Diva]

If I bring my killer homemade cheese cake can I get in for free! It melts in your mouth!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

If I bring my killer homemade cheese cake can I get in for free! It melts in your mouth!

Darlin', you can get in my home for free if you bring killer homemade cheese cake! Forget the auction! <Insert drooling icon here>

 

[Miss Diva]

Darlin', you can get in my home for free if you bring killer homemade cheese cake! Forget the auction! <Insert drooling icon here>

In that case I will make the giant cheesecake. With or w/o strawberries. And do we need plates or are you just going to eat it off my body.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

In that case I will make the giant cheesecake. With or w/o strawberries. And do we need plates or are you just going to eat it off my body.

Yes.

 

[Miss Diva]

Yes.

What time should I ring the doorbell.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

What time should I ring the doorbell.

Any time - except the doorbell doesn't exist anymore; you'll have to knock. If it's after 1:00 a.m. (local time), knock loud.

 

[snowy ciara]

dropping a banana nut muffin in the collection box and coming on in.... hovering about the side of the auditorium... See, I'm not chicken enough to sit in the back, but I'm not quite brave enough to sit in front. Course, if I sit on the side I can make a fast getaway if need be.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

<snip>if I sit on the side I can make a fast getaway if need be.

Didn't you notice the electronic locks on the doors as you came in?

 

[snowy ciara]

Didn't you notice the electronic locks on the doors as you came in?

'S'ok.. I have my sonic screwdriver...

 

[laurel-marie]

Didn't you notice the electronic locks on the doors as you came in?

I did...and I have been locked in here since yesterday.

I'm hungry.....pass the collection box, I want that muffin