Sir Winston Toy Action Figure Auction

[rosco rathbone]

This realistically detailed injection moulded action figure, made in Japan circa 1973, is one of the most highly sought after holy grails of the toy collector market and rarely comes up at auction.

This lot is in mint condition, unopened packaging and comes complete with torture rack and single tail whip.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

This realistically detailed injection moulded action figure, made in Japan circa 1973, is one of the most highly sought after holy grails of the toy collector market and rarely comes up at auction.

This lot is in mint condition, unopened packaging and comes complete with torture rack and single tail whip.

LMAO! I'll open the bidding with US $0.03 (plus postage & handling).

 

[rosco rathbone]

Who ever heard of a toy trying to bid on itself??????

Of all the nerve. back in your box at once i say.

 

[laurel-marie]

So much for the unopened packaging.

 

[Kajira Callista]

So much for the unopened packaging.

i dont think it counts as long as the action figure opened it from the inside....he might have needed some fresh air ya know.

 

[Aeroil]

I will bid 0.15 black coat buttons.

 

[snowy ciara]

Does he have a realistic Kung-Fu grip? If so, I have 4 homemade banana-bread muffins left that I can bid. I used my mum's recipe so they're pretty safe.

 

[graceanne]

Does he have a realistic Kung-Fu grip? If so, I have 4 homemade banana-bread muffins left that I can bid. I used my mum's recipe so they're pretty safe.

It's not the recipe we're worried about, it's the cook.

 

[snowy ciara]

I made them tuesday, shared them with my youth soccer team yesterday, and they're all still alive today...

 

[graceanne]

I made them tuesday, shared them with my youth soccer team yesterday, and they're all still alive today...

Yeah, some poisons take a while to work.

 

[snowy ciara]

Really? And you know this how? And btw, it's now 3 muffins..

 

[Aeroil]

Lol, yes, some poisons remain in the system and very slowly shut down or paralyze their target organs or muscles, often slow enough that someone doesn't even notice something is wrong until a few days after being infected, and by then the poison has too throughly infected the system to be removed.

 

[graceanne]

Lol, yes, some poisons remain in the system and very slowly shut down or paralyze their target organs or muscles, often slow enough that someone doesn't even notice something is wrong until a few days after being infected, and by then the poison has too throughly infected the system to be removed.

*sighs and shakes head* Those poor soccer players. They never had a chance.

 

[FungiUg]

I'll bid $2 for the muffins. Do they come with a free action figure?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I'll bid $2 for the muffins. Do they come with a free action figure?

Is that $2 Aussie, Canuck or Yank?

(Hmmm... does Auckland use Aussie money, or is it a separate country? Damn...)

 

[snowy ciara]

I'll bid $2 for the muffins. Do they come with a free action figure?

It's more like a gift with purchase. The purchase price is actually fairly reasonable; shipping and handling is a pain, though.

 

[FungiUg]

Is that $2 Aussie, Canuck or Yank?

(Hmmm... does Auckland use Aussie money, or is it a separate country? Damn...)

Gee... Does the U.S. use Canadian money?

Auckland is the largest city in New Zealand. New Zealand is separated from Australia by this little puddle of water often referred to as the Tasman Sea. Oddly enough, in New Zealand we use the New Zealand dollar. Well, unless you are in some of the more tourist-prone cities, in which case you can also use the US $ and the Yen (possibly the Euro as well.)

 

[Guest]

It's more like a gift with purchase. The purchase price is actually fairly reasonable; shipping and handling is a pain, though.

But what were you handling??? And were you handling it while you made the muffins???

There used to be a company online that would make you into an action figure...Wonder if they're still in business???

 

[shy slave]

I will bid 50 pence (about 25 c)

If it comes with its own dictionary, thesaurus and grammer check i will up that bid to 50c. (for those of you who don't understand that , mis-spell something in a post and wait ....lol)

Of course I need a certified promise that the action figure is a pervert as defined by the English dictionary: a person given to to some from of sexual perversion.

Does the doll come with a gift certificate stating what perversions it has?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Gee... Does the U.S. use Canadian money?

Auckland is the largest city in New Zealand. New Zealand is separated from Australia by this little puddle of water often referred to as the Tasman Sea. Oddly enough, in New Zealand we use the New Zealand dollar. Well, unless you are in some of the more tourist-prone cities, in which case you can also use the US $ and the Yen (possibly the Euro as well.)

My bad. My long-time best friend - going on 30 years, good loooord! - recently emigrated to Oz, which gave me occasion to realize how little I know about the geography of that part of the world. However, had your location been shown as NZ - a country - rather than Auckland - a city - I still would have been confused. I thought NZ still used sheep as currency, and kiwis (the fruits, not the birds) as coinage.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I will bid 50 pence (about 25 c)

If it comes with its own dictionary, thesaurus and grammer check i will up that bid to 50c. (for those of you who don't understand that , mis-spell something in a post and wait ....lol)

Of course I need a certified promise that the action figure is a pervert as defined by the English dictionary: a person given to to some from of sexual perversion.

Does the doll come with a gift certificate stating what perversions it has?

If it's truly a detailed action figure of me, it does come with built-in dictionary, thesaurus and grammar check, and is, by extension of your definition a multi-pervert, being given not to "some form" of sexual perversion, but a number of them. Regarding the certificate stating its built-in perversions, just ask it and it will tell you - or demonstrate.

 

[snowy ciara]

grabbing shy and pushing up onto the stage... May I please have a demo of the perversions included as I make more muffins?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

grabbing shy and pushing up onto the stage... May I please have a demo of the perversions included as I make more muffins?

:: noting shy take one of your wrists and fasten it quickly to the flogging bench, and then the other... ::

Certainly.

 

[Miss Diva]

Where do i put the cheesecake?

 

[shy slave]

Where do i put the cheesecake?

Not on my backside now I am attached to this damn bench !!!