funny_guy
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- Jun 22, 2000
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This is just to show that we Americans have some sense of humor. I'm sure a lot of you have already heard this one, so bear with me. And by the way, this is pretty sick, so if you don't like this type of joke, read no further. I warned you, so I don't want any mad replies.
A man is walking home from work one day, and sees a sign in the window of a store that says, "Singing Blow Job: 10$." "Hmmmm," he thinks. "A singing blow job? This I have to see." So he walks into the store and sees a person sitting behind a desk. He plops down 10$ ans says, "I want a singing blow job." The person says ok and leads him to a back room. The room is completly dark, so he is suprised when he hears this beutiful singing. It is a female voice, lilting gracefuly. He is even more suprised, however, when he feels himself getting a blowjob--at the same time as the singing. He has a great orgasm, and then leaves.
But he couldn't stop thinking about this experience, so he decides to come back the next day, after work. He walks into the same store, plops down 10$ and is lead into the back room again. This time, however, he came prepared, and brought a flashlight. Again, he hears this amazing singing, and again he gets this amazing blow job at the same time. Right after his orgasm, though, he shines his light around the room. And what does he see? There, on the table in back, is a jar, with a glass eye in it.
A man is walking home from work one day, and sees a sign in the window of a store that says, "Singing Blow Job: 10$." "Hmmmm," he thinks. "A singing blow job? This I have to see." So he walks into the store and sees a person sitting behind a desk. He plops down 10$ ans says, "I want a singing blow job." The person says ok and leads him to a back room. The room is completly dark, so he is suprised when he hears this beutiful singing. It is a female voice, lilting gracefuly. He is even more suprised, however, when he feels himself getting a blowjob--at the same time as the singing. He has a great orgasm, and then leaves.
But he couldn't stop thinking about this experience, so he decides to come back the next day, after work. He walks into the same store, plops down 10$ and is lead into the back room again. This time, however, he came prepared, and brought a flashlight. Again, he hears this amazing singing, and again he gets this amazing blow job at the same time. Right after his orgasm, though, he shines his light around the room. And what does he see? There, on the table in back, is a jar, with a glass eye in it.
