Florida man busted with meth and coke wrapped around his penis, tells cops it's not his
Wed, 22 Dec 2021 19:02:32 GMT
Florida police found drugs wrapped around a man's penis during a traffic stop....
1972, in Monroe, Michigan I had the great displeasure of being a guest of the county over Thanksgiving vacation. The arresting officers neglected to do a crotch search on a pert they brought in --- that drunk sumbitch had a straight razor taped to the underside of his pecker. Fortunately he didnt get to cut anyone before the deputies took him down and reprocessed him with additional charges of carried a concealed weapon and attempted assault.
