Simpsons

[Guest]

Could someone write a simpsons sex parody for me, that would be a great story, but no one has written one yet. So if ur interested in writing it, u can email me and ask for some details. Thanks everybody. peace out.

 

[Marxist]

There is nothing as unsexy as the Simpsons. Funny, yes, Sexy, never. Just look at the hair on their heads! What would their pubes look like?!?!? The whole idea is pretty funny though. I bet Apu is hung.

 

[bibphi]

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[Mikeochandler]

Oh come on guys

Give it a shot, it would be great. It could be a cross between an incest story and a celebrity/comedy story... Maybe start out with Bart and Marge, Lisa and Homer, then a big orgy... Include some of santa's Lil helper and maybe even some wierd stuff Marge as a dominatrix, Bart Spanking Marge... come on that would be a quality story

 

[master1234]

hey man give it a break,-i have been trying to get a simpsons story written for months-no one will write one!!!!!!!

 

[Mikeochandler]

Fuck it

I'll do the damn story... I've never tried before, so if anyone has any ideas on what to write about, reply!!! Thanks guys, wish me luck.

 

[Guest]

I have to agree with the fact that the Simpsons just simply are not sexy. They are not sexual.

Remember, though, if anyone does decide to make a sexual story about the simpsons you cannot have Bart, Lisa, or Maggie there UNLESS you add some mucho years to those kids!

 

[bibphi]

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[master1234]

Marge is sexy-when you see her in her nightgown with homer in bed. There are some pics on www.sexlaughs.com .
You dont need kiddie porn, maybe non-consent with marge and ned flanders. Or with simply homer and marge getting it on and getting caught. There are loads of charectors to use.....Moe fancies marge, Grandad, Neds wife, Mrs Krappaple, the reverand, Mr Burns .ect

 

[Marxist]

The story I read had Bart attacking Maggie in her crib.

*leaves room to throw up again*

The Simpsons are written with a great deal of adult humor. If one were to someone preserve this, maybe playing off of Ned's Christianity (maybe he has some sort of Tantric / Sting fuck position that makes Marge go nuts) or Barney's drunkeness.

Your biggest problem is that THIS IS A CARTOON. Unless you plan to animate it, it would as sexy as making plush toys kiss.