Simply Spit out Venom...

[ABSTRUSE]

No offense to Sweets but sometimes you just need to be mean. It's an artform...I know.

So feel free to tell someone to drop dead, go fuck themselves, eat shit and die....etc.

It's like a confessional but without absolution...more like ABSoulution, revolution, abusification....whatever.

So....let em have it!!!!

May the dark side guide you,
Abs.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Oh boy, this'll be fun.


You are so annoying. I want to hurl everytime I see you. You have no tact, no sense of decency, and no ethics whatsoever. This place isn't big enough for both of us, so go the fuck away!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh boy, this'll be fun.


You are so annoying. I want to hurl everytime I see you. You have no tact, no sense of decency, and no ethics whatsoever. This place isn't big enough for both of us, so go the fuck away!

Feels good too, doesn't it??

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Feels good too, doesn't it??

Yep

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*strictly a geographical rant*

Fuck all those motherfuckers who make everything look so easy. Bake your cookies, get your nails done, enroll your kids in 33,000 different activities, keep your house spotless, make your own candles, collect your $200 baskets, go to church ten times a week, and scrapbook until you can't scrapbook no more!!!!!!!

Just fuck off! Don't try to drag me into your personal party puchasing hell. I won't fit. I tried, I honestly did. I don't have a Lexus SUV, I have a 1990 Buick with a broken grill. I'm an asshole and I'm never gonna be the perfect suburban mom.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm sharpening sticks for eye poking

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*strictly a geographical rant*

Fuck all those motherfuckers who make everything look so easy. Bake your cookies, get your nails done, enroll your kids in 33,000 different activities, keep your house spotless, make your own candles, collect your $200 baskets, go to church ten times a week, and scrapbook until you can't scrapbook no more!!!!!!!

Just fuck off! Don't try to drag me into your personal party puchasing hell. I won't fit. I tried, I honestly did. I don't have a Lexus SUV, I have a 1990 Buick with a broken grill. I'm an asshole and I'm never gonna be the perfect suburban mom.

Wonderful.

Maybe you should have a smut writing party for the soccer moms from hell.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm sharpening sticks for eye poking

Right on. It'll be like Lord Of The Flies, only with a bunch of crazy bitches.

Maybe you should have a smut writing party for the soccer moms from hell.

Everyone needs some good smut to go with their Party Lite candles.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Right on. It'll be like Lord Of The Flies, only with a bunch of crazy bitches.
Everyone needs some good smut to go with their Party Lite candles.

Hell yes.

I incorporate smut into every party I go to, whether they like it or not. I think it's best to ask them to remove the forks from their asses before coming inside.

 

[Honey123]

If I could kick you I would.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If I could kick you I would.

Who? Me?

Get in line.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hell yes.

I incorporate smut into every party I go to, whether they like it or not. I think it's best to ask them to remove the forks from their asses before coming inside.

Yes, forks will be provided at the buffet, no need to smuggle them in.

 

[Honey123]

Who? Me?

Get in line.

Not you...never you. Unless you're into that kinda thing...then we're talkin'

 

[lil_elvis]

*strictly a geographical rant*

Fuck all those motherfuckers who make everything look so easy. Bake your cookies, get your nails done, enroll your kids in 33,000 different activities, keep your house spotless, make your own candles, collect your $200 baskets, go to church ten times a week, and scrapbook until you can't scrapbook no more!!!!!!!

Just fuck off! Don't try to drag me into your personal party puchasing hell. I won't fit. I tried, I honestly did. I don't have a Lexus SUV, I have a 1990 Buick with a broken grill. I'm an asshole and I'm never gonna be the perfect suburban mom.

I'll see your 1990 Buick and raise you a 1991 chevy minivan (w/ 120,000 miles).

Let's start own own AA - assholes anonymous, cuz you know those soccer moms can't be bothered to remember our names anyway.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'll see your 1990 Buick and raise you a 1991 chevy minivan (w/ 120,000 miles).

Let's start own own AA - assholes anonymous, cuz you know those soccer moms can't be bothered to remember our names anyway.

I you! Hi, my name is Scarlett and I'm a lifelong asshole....

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I'll see your 1990 Buick and raise you a 1991 chevy minivan (w/ 120,000 miles).

Count me among the mini-van brigade. Man, I hate that thing, LOL.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Mini-vans are the Devil's machinery.
I have a 90' lumina, in primer, only 99,000 miles on it.....runs like a bitch and would make any snob shudder.

 

[Dar~]

I you! Hi, my name is Scarlett and I'm a lifelong asshole....

I am not a good mother either according to their standards. I want to do sex toy parties.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I want to do sex toy parties.

I've been to one of those. Sex toy parties in the Bible belt are boring as fuck.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sex toy parties in the Bible belt are boring as fuck.

There are so many things wrong with this sentence.

 

[lil_elvis]

Mini-vans are the Devil's machinery.
I have a 90' lumina, in primer, only 99,000 miles on it.....runs like a bitch and would make any snob shudder.

same here, thing just won't die and the plastic body'll last forever. So far, the only problem was the fuel pump died at about 120,000. Still cheaper than finding a replacement.

 

[Dar~]

I've been to one of those. Sex toy parties in the Bible belt are boring as fuck.

Girl, it's the person or persons involved. believe me, no sex toy party with me there, is ever boring

 

[ABSTRUSE]

same here, thing just won't die and the plastic body'll last forever. So far, the only problem was the fuel pump died at about 120,000. Still cheaper than finding a replacement.

The advantage of an older vehicle is that you can get parts in the junk yard.

 

[McKenna]

directed at no one in particular...

I liked you much better when you were humble. Arrogant = Unattractive. Get over yourself already.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I liked you much better when you were humble. Arrogant = Unattractive. Get over yourself already.

You can do better.