"Similies"

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I am currently working on a project "Return to the Portal of the Vixen Planet" a book II to the story in my signature. "Portal to the Vixen Planet" being published currently and they asked if I could write "More"
The story is "Country Humor" >> (hick or red neck based) <<

I am looking for MORE "Similies"

such as; "He is dumber than a box of rocks"

or

"She's no artist, she can't even draw a bath" <<<or similar>

"they moved slower than a herd of turtles"

"that is stranger than socks on a chicken"


thank you!
Art~
 
My Erotic Tale said:
I am currently working on a project "Return to the Portal of the Vixen Planet" a book II to the story in my signature. "Portal to the Vixen Planet" being published currently and they asked if I could write "More"
The story is "Country Humor" >> (hick or red neck based) <<

I am looking for MORE "Similies"

such as; "He is dumber than a box of rocks"

or

"She's no artist, she can't even draw a bath" <<<or similar>

"they moved slower than a herd of turtles"

"that is stranger than socks on a chicken"


thank you!
Art~

Wow! Stranger than socks on chickens. That's going to be hard to beat. I mean like removing diggo berries with sand paper....

(Sorry, I'm not good at that stuff)
 
My Erotic Tale said:
I am currently working on a project "Return to the Portal of the Vixen Planet" a book II to the story in my signature. "Portal to the Vixen Planet" being published currently and they asked if I could write "More"
The story is "Country Humor" >> (hick or red neck based) <<

I am looking for MORE "Similies"

such as; "He is dumber than a box of rocks"

or

"She's no artist, she can't even draw a bath" <<<or similar>

"they moved slower than a herd of turtles"

"that is stranger than socks on a chicken"


thank you!
Art~



How about:

He/she looks like homemade shit made by unskilled labor

Got more dumb ideas than a coonhound pup

Too lazy to take a bath and too dumb to care about stinking

Every time he sets a trotline, the catfish catch him

He stayed in third grade so long that WWII was a current event when he first read about it

All of these are comments I actually heard during the eternity I was forced to spend in Anniston, AL one winter.
 
Fluent hick reduc

Forgot a couple other hickisms:

"Mean as a listed boar hog"
(Personally, I didn't know hogs ever had unlisted numbers)

Ugly as a mud fence in chinaberry season

"shagbundiest thing I ever seen"
(less than no clue what that one means)
 
CopyCarver said:
How about:

He/she looks like homemade shit made by unskilled labor

Got more dumb ideas than a coonhound pup

Too lazy to take a bath and too dumb to care about stinking

Every time he sets a trotline, the catfish catch him

He stayed in third grade so long that WWII was a current event when he first read about it

All of these are comments I actually heard during the eternity I was forced to spend in Anniston, AL one winter.


great...thanks

that's slicker than grease on a door knob
 
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