My Erotic Tale
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I am currently working on a project "Return to the Portal of the Vixen Planet" a book II to the story in my signature. "Portal to the Vixen Planet" being published currently and they asked if I could write "More"
The story is "Country Humor" >> (hick or red neck based) <<
I am looking for MORE "Similies"
such as; "He is dumber than a box of rocks"
or
"She's no artist, she can't even draw a bath" <<<or similar>
"they moved slower than a herd of turtles"
"that is stranger than socks on a chicken"
thank you!
Art~
The story is "Country Humor" >> (hick or red neck based) <<
I am looking for MORE "Similies"
such as; "He is dumber than a box of rocks"
or
"She's no artist, she can't even draw a bath" <<<or similar>
"they moved slower than a herd of turtles"
"that is stranger than socks on a chicken"
thank you!
Art~