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[wildsweetone]

As cold as....

 

[Svenskaflicka]

As cold as....

...a January night in the north of Sweden...

 

[Weird Harold]

As cold as....

... a witch's tit in a brass bra.

... That hard white stuff growing on the freezer wall.

... as something really, like, you know -- Cold!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"As cold as the stare of a woman who gets asked by the object of her desire if she could give him and the girl he just picked up a ride home."

 

[MathGirl]

The IUPAC standard

[B... as something really, like, you know -- Cold! [/B]

Dear Mr Harold,
That's the exact definition the International Union of Pure and Applied Physics uses for the coldest possible place.

You must have looked that up.
MG

 

[deliciously_naughty]

As cold as....

a recently dumped woman's attitude towards her ex

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Originally posted by wildsweetone
As cold as ...

... the trail of the last trilobite.

 

[MathGirl]

Tres frigide

... the trail of the last trilobite.

Now that would be cold! Didn't they die out about 1/2 billion years ago?
MG

 

[wildsweetone]

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... a witch's tit in a brass bra.

for some strange reason i like this one the best so far.


okay next one:

As warm as...

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Re: Re: Re: Similies - fill in the blank

As warm as...

a really cute puppy in a microwave

 

[openthighs_sarah]

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a really cute puppy in a microwave

Just sleeping in there, I mean. Not cooking.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Similies - fill in the blank

As warm as...

Well-spanked ass cheeks.

 

[TheEarl]

The feeling you get from watching someone else get screwed over.

The Earl

 

[oggbashan]

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As warm as...

a tropical sun on yesterday's sunburn.

Og

 

[gauchecritic]

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As warm as...

the inside in an outdoor, midwinter, standup quicky.

Gauche.

(If I have to explain this there'll be big trouble)

 

[MathGirl]

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the inside in an outdoor, midwinter, standup quicky.

Dear Gauchie,
I'm afraid you'll need to explain that one.
MG
Ps. How about "As warm as peeing your pants while skiing."

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

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As warm as...

a Bombay Bad-Boy with extra Hot sauce... aaargh my mouth is wattering now!!! I WANT ONE!

ax

 

[wildsweetone]

Oh my dear Gauche, I knew exactly what you meant... the only difference between your comment and my greatest desire, is that I don't want it to be quick.

OTS, I refuse to acknowledge the puppy in a microwave comment

SlaveMasterUK, Sir, what the hell is a Bombay Bad Boy? Is that what you call a hot dog in your neck of the woods?

TheEarl, do you do that often?

MG, I have to admit I haven't done that, but...

Ouch Og! Yep that'd be warm for sure.

sweetsubsarahh, ohhh



Okay next one:


As quick as...

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

As quick as...

fuck

a Bombay Bad Boy is a special hot flavour of Pot Noodle (that's dried noodles in a plastic pot which you fill with boiling water to Water Fill Level and Let Stand for Two Minutes.)

ax

 

[oggbashan]

As quick as...

A politician breaking a promise.


Og

 

[Uther_Pendragon]

As cold as your own side of the bed.

 

[mrmxy]

As warm as my father's 4-alarm chili.

 

[wildsweetone]

SMUK i sure hope that 'fuck' was not for me but for the 'As quick as...' comment. Ahh we have the Two Minute Noodle pot thing here. Thanks for explaining.

Oggbashan oh now that's clever.

mrmxy Welcome to Litland dear. I hope you enjoy your stay. Thanks for your contribution to the thread. 4-alarm chilli sounds like it'd rip the lining from ya mouth. Ohhhh!

Uther-Pendragon very nice. i doubt there's a person around who couldn't feel that particular chill from one time or another.

 

[Guest]

great idea, as usual, WSO

As cold as the satisfaction of being right.

As warm as my lover's eyes.

 

[MathGirl]

As quick as.........

a New York second.

That's the smallest possible quantum of time. It's how long it takes the cab driver behind you to honk after the light turns green. Been measured at <0.0006 seconds.
MG