sillyness

[loststar]

So this is for those that have too much time and energy and are feeling just a bit silly... Post what ever work you would like, it will not be critizied, and the siller it is the more it shall be praised and held high as an example of all that is good in the world wide web

so ill start

salty
good
addictive
root of comfort
slick in my hands
leaving a mess every where
cant keep you where you belong
oh my sweet potato chip where did I go wrong?

 

[WickedEve]

I have dark poems and humorous poems. I wasn't sure if I had any silly ones... until I found my Weasel Thong poem!


Shopping for a Live Weasel Thong

90% long-tailed winter white
9% spandex for Snap!

And 1%?
Never mind. I was hoping
for a pure undergarment,
even recycled mustelidae.

And, yes,
my underwear drawer has a lock
and many airy holes.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

This is English muffins

The reason I like eating muffins
Tho as toast they ain't half as wide
Is the edges turn up all around them
And the butter don't drip off the sides

 

[AChild]

make me keyboards out of heart strings
so I my play
stack them the electric band manager
clump them up from heavy sauce
full of dead flesh, flat, foliage, and rum
I'll play it hard and lick the essence out my beard

 

[normal jean]

Why I cannot love you

My Dear MoonPie,

To curl my tongue around obsidian skin
is how I crave you most. You are
a temptress, my dear confection
so smug in your sweet allure.

Dare I give in and consume you?
Oh, to feel you give yourself to me!
Your form collapsing beneath a palate
that merely seeks to devour you.

I will not give in!
Not to your moist temptation, but
I will always love you from afar,
for as much as you could satisfy me

I like my thighs the size they are

 

[PublicAffection]

snorgleberry.

 

[normal jean]

Pecking Order

We've got it figured out, the dog and I
can explain the situation.
It's like this, we rank somewhere
behind Tivo'd boxing and NASCAR.

The dog and I found the remote
wedged between recliner cushions,
we purchased extra beer, new batteries
and left him a note in the kitchen-

Lasagna, microwave on high
3 minutes, remove plastic lid, stir.