Sillyman, you goddamn stud.

[alexandraaah]

Get in here and lemme take a look at your pants.

Cute.

Turn around.

Uh-huh. That's it.

Thanks sugar.

 

[naudiz]

Can I watch? Academic interest. Honest.

 

[Kitte]

Yeah show us what you got!

 

[alexandraaah]

*Taps watch*

Silly, where the hell are you?

Fans are arriving.

 

[Sillyman]

I'm wearing shorts, but okay. There you go.

Here's the front.

Back.

Side.

Slightly bent at the waist.

 

[Kitte]

More more! Do the sexy model walk!

 

[Laurel]

Niiiice....

 

[Private Vasquez]

Nie SpongeBob drawls

 

[Sillyman]

More more! Do the sexy model walk!

*Does sexy model walk. Makes stupid pouty face. Looks at watch. Smiles*

 

[alexandraaah]

*Does sexy model walk. Makes stupid pouty face. Looks at watch. Smiles*

Tell them what else you brought to the party.

<nudge>

Go on..tell them!

 

[StrawberryPez]

Now, I thought Silly was sexy before, but after watching that model walk.....

OMG I MUST have him NOW!!

 

[naudiz]

Should I be snapping photos, waving twenties, or both?

 

[Sillyman]

Tell them what else you brought to the party.

<nudge>

Go on..tell them!

I couldn't tell them about THAT draaah. I'd get so embarassed.

 

[Sillyman]

Should I be snapping photos, waving twenties, or both?

Both. But be warned the twenties are only if you want the lap dance.

 

[alexandraaah]

I couldn't tell them about THAT draaah. I'd get so embarassed.

Babe, we talked about this.

 

[Kitte]

*faints*

I just dont know if I can take it!!!!!!!!

 

[naudiz]

Both. But be warned the twenties are only if you want the lap dance.

Bring it, sweet thing.

Academic interest. Honest.

 

[Rhys]

Bring it, sweet thing.

Academic interest. Honest.

he's the opening act...

just wait til the THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER

shows up

 

[Sillyman]

Babe, we talked about this.

Okay, okay.

*removes pants* I got some new silk boxers. Like 'em?

*waves ass*

 

[Siren]

Silly how do you wave an ass?

 

[naudiz]

he's the opening act...

just wait til the THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER

shows up

Awoo! A buffet of manflesh! Gimme gimme gimme.

 

[Rhys]

not only is he da chef, he's also the main course

 

[Sillyman]

*rubs up against Naudiz*

Yes it really is a nice night.

*runs hand over her thigh*

So how is the writing coming along?

*rugs crotch against her chest*

Getting enough sleep I hope?

*takes twenty from cleavage with teeth ans stcks it in waist band*

And the whole archnemesis thing working out nicely?

 

[naudiz]

Is girly-wood a word? Because it really oughtta be. Honey, the writing is coming along -much- better now. *leer*

 

[Sillyman]

I know you just want me for my soul.

*deep knee bend and flex*

We could right Webster about girly-wood though.

*grinds hips back and forth*

Glad to hear it's coming well with the writing.

*pulls Naudiz's head against my chest and takes another twenty from her teeth*

Are you still in chapter 3?