Silly Songs
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The tires are the things on your car
That make contact with the road
The car is the thing on the road
That takes you back to your abode
The tires are the things on your car
That make contact with the road
Bummed is what you are
When you go out to your car and it's been towed
I woke up one morning in November
And I realized I love you
It's not your headlights in front
Your tailpipe, or the skylight above you
It's the way you cling to the road
When the wind tries to shove you
I'd never go riding away
And come back home without you
~Phish
The tires are the things on your car
That make contact with the road
The car is the thing on the road
That takes you back to your abode
The tires are the things on your car
That make contact with the road
Bummed is what you are
When you go out to your car and it's been towed
I woke up one morning in November
And I realized I love you
It's not your headlights in front
Your tailpipe, or the skylight above you
It's the way you cling to the road
When the wind tries to shove you
I'd never go riding away
And come back home without you
~Phish
Renegade
Strange and Disturbed
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Barbie Girl
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken
Jump In...
I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, that is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
I´m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress me up, make it tight, I´m your darling.
You are my doll, rock´n´roll, feel the glamouring thing,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.
You can touch, you can play, if you say "I´m always
yours"
uu-oohuh..
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please,
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let´s go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always
yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always
yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Oh, I´m having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken.
Heheh. I love that song. Sad, but true.
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken
Jump In...
I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, that is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
I´m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress me up, make it tight, I´m your darling.
You are my doll, rock´n´roll, feel the glamouring thing,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.
You can touch, you can play, if you say "I´m always
yours"
uu-oohuh..
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please,
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let´s go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always
yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always
yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Oh, I´m having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken.
Heheh. I love that song. Sad, but true.
LOL Ren, Who wrote that?
funny shit.
Here is more Phish (all of their music is like this)
MY SWEET ONE
My sweet one, I'll call you my sweet one
You're my only true sweet one
With my all, I'll call you my sweet one
From far away, I'll say your name
Oh with you, I'd travel thick
And with you, I'd also travel thin
And all the spaces in between
I'd travel with you
You're my sweet one
But for now I must sit here and ponder the yonder
Herbivores ate well cause their food didn't never run
My sweet one, I'll call you my sweet one
You're my only true sweet one
With my all, I'll call you my sweet one
From far away, I'll say your name
Oh, if You're ever unsatisfied with the way life's treating You
You know you can count on me to take good care of You
I love you honey oh yes I do You know that's true of course
and if your dog or cat ever dies, I'll buy You a Ewe
My sweet one, I'll call you my sweet one
You're my only true sweet one
With my all, I'll call you my sweet one
From far away, I'll say your name!!!!!!
funny shit.
Here is more Phish (all of their music is like this)
MY SWEET ONE
My sweet one, I'll call you my sweet one
You're my only true sweet one
With my all, I'll call you my sweet one
From far away, I'll say your name
Oh with you, I'd travel thick
And with you, I'd also travel thin
And all the spaces in between
I'd travel with you
You're my sweet one
But for now I must sit here and ponder the yonder
Herbivores ate well cause their food didn't never run
My sweet one, I'll call you my sweet one
You're my only true sweet one
With my all, I'll call you my sweet one
From far away, I'll say your name
Oh, if You're ever unsatisfied with the way life's treating You
You know you can count on me to take good care of You
I love you honey oh yes I do You know that's true of course
and if your dog or cat ever dies, I'll buy You a Ewe
My sweet one, I'll call you my sweet one
You're my only true sweet one
With my all, I'll call you my sweet one
From far away, I'll say your name!!!!!!
More Phish......
BATHTUB GIN
Brett is in the bathtub
making soup for the ambassadors
and I am in the hallway
singing to the troubadours
The kings are all lined up
outside the gate
and the autumn bells are ringing
but they'll just have to wait
Where is the joker?
Have you seen him around
with his three coned cap
that he wears like a clown?
Have you seen his stripped stockings
and heard his sad tale
about the kids under the carpet
and the purple humpbacked whales
Here come the ambassadors
they show up one by one
Brett is tasting all the soup
to see if it is done
Wendy's on the windowsill
waiting to be let in
and we're all in the bathtub now
making bathtub gin
The kings storm the hallway
they've climbed up through the gate
they didn't mean to be impolite
but they just couldn't wait
Here comes the joker
with his silly grin
he carries a martini
made of bathtub gin
Here comes the joker
we all must laugh
cause we're all in this together
and we love to take a bath.
BATHTUB GIN
Brett is in the bathtub
making soup for the ambassadors
and I am in the hallway
singing to the troubadours
The kings are all lined up
outside the gate
and the autumn bells are ringing
but they'll just have to wait
Where is the joker?
Have you seen him around
with his three coned cap
that he wears like a clown?
Have you seen his stripped stockings
and heard his sad tale
about the kids under the carpet
and the purple humpbacked whales
Here come the ambassadors
they show up one by one
Brett is tasting all the soup
to see if it is done
Wendy's on the windowsill
waiting to be let in
and we're all in the bathtub now
making bathtub gin
The kings storm the hallway
they've climbed up through the gate
they didn't mean to be impolite
but they just couldn't wait
Here comes the joker
with his silly grin
he carries a martini
made of bathtub gin
Here comes the joker
we all must laugh
cause we're all in this together
and we love to take a bath.
nasty
yeah, baby, yeah
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- Posts
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Henry the 8th
I'm Henry the 8th, I am
Henry the 8, I am, Iam
I got married to the woman next door
She's been married 7 times before
And everyone else is a Henry...HENRY
Not a William or a Sam...no way
SHIT...Forgot the rest. OH WELL, no big deal. All I remember is that you keep repeating this song until you wanna slit your wrists.
I'm Henry the 8th, I am
Henry the 8, I am, Iam
I got married to the woman next door
She's been married 7 times before
And everyone else is a Henry...HENRY
Not a William or a Sam...no way
SHIT...Forgot the rest. OH WELL, no big deal. All I remember is that you keep repeating this song until you wanna slit your wrists.
