Silly self-indulging thread.

[ABSTRUSE]

"I want my Lawyer."

 

[damppanties]

Where are you from SummerAM?

 

[SnoopDog]

I love paradoxes, and one of the best and most elegant is the one that says, "This statement is a lie."

See, if it's true then it must be false, and if it's false then...oh, skip it.

What's wrong with "Fuck me, all you hot bitches"?

---dr.M.

Sorry to go off-topic but I just thought of one of my favourite paradoxes
'If you try to fail...and succeed in it, what is it that you did?
Fail or succeed ?'

Snoopy

 

[Liar]

I'm in awe folks. It will be a though call.

"Cross my heart." crossed my mind...

 

[shereads]

It's 2 characters too long.

Fuck me you hot bitches.

Now it's not too long, and you don't even miss what I deleted.

An even more succinct version would be,

Fuck.

I was born to edit.

Nothing else, just edit.

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You could also go with a famous lie:

Saddam has nukes.

 

[gauchecritic]

Following pants on fire: "My hair sticks out like a telephone wire"

or: I stand corrected.

Gauche

 

[raphy]

Don't ask me, I stole mine from a Heinlen novel.

 

[Liar]

You could also go with a famous lie:

Saddam has nukes.

Or... "fifteen inches, baby"

 

[Guest]

Or... "fifteen inches, baby"

I was going to suggest something along similar lines, but alas, it's too long...

"As honest as my dick is long."

Lou

 

[Xelebes]

Re: Re: Re: Silly self-indulging thread.

We're losing two gurus? I always get a little teary when the young gurus leave the nest.

For some reason I have become desensitized to others enduring their breaking through their 1,000 post cherry. Well, pardon my ignorance but I am suddenly fearing it right now since you bring it up but does losing the 1,000 post cherry hurt in anyway?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Silly self-indulging thread.

For some reason I have become desensitized to others enduring their breaking through their 1,000 post cherry. Well, pardon my ignorance but I am suddenly fearing it right now since you bring it up but does losing the 1,000 post cherry hurt in anyway?

Yes, it throbs for weeks afterwards. Just make sure the one who plucks your cherry does so with very short nails.

Lou

 

[Xelebes]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Silly self-indulging thread.

Yes, it throbs for weeks afterwards. Just make sure the one who plucks your cherry does so with very short nails.

Lou

I'll keep that in mind.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I was going to suggest something along similar lines, but alas, it's too long...

"As honest as my dick is long."

Lou

I like Snoop's, but Lou wins.

Far as I'm concerned, the nominations are closed.

---dr.M.

 

[Guest]

I like Snoop's, but Lou wins.

Far as I'm concerned, the nominations are closed.

---dr.M.

Thanks, Doc!

Now it needs a touch of your shorthand, to reduce it a bit. Any suggestions, anyone?

Lou

 

[yui]

Yui, run away screaming and never look back. This becomes an obsession. A thousand posts? I used to look at the ones with a hundred posts and think, "Whoa. Get a life."

Thank you for the advice shereads! My current goal is merely to have enough posts to allow an AV…after that, I promise to get a life...honest...well, I'll try...

Yui ^_^

 

[shereads]

Thank you for the advice shereads! My current goal is merely to have enough posts to allow an AV…after that, I promise to get a life...honest...well, I'll try...

Yui ^_^

The AV is the clincher, Yui. The power is so seductive. Will one AV be enough? Of course not. Will five?

You'll believe that you can quit anytime you want, but you can't. Then one night, you can't sleep and start exploring the site...And that's when you find out the ugly truth about Literotica: it has dirty stories!

It's true.

I'm sorry, Yui. If you don't believe me, ask Liar.

 

[Liar]

I like Snoop's, but Lou wins.

Far as I'm concerned, the nominations are closed.

---dr.M.

I second this. Mostly because I have a strange desire to get her alone in the [color=999999]back of the[/color] Liarmobile for a while.

Hop in, pretty thing!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I second this. Mostly because I have a strange desire to get her alone in the [color=777777]back of the[/color] Liarmobile for a while.

Hop in, pretty thing!

ROFLMAO!!!

Liar,

Can I be next in line for a bounce in the Liarmobile?

~lucky

p.s. I thought you were working...naughty boy.

 

[Liar]

ROFLMAO!!!

Liar,

Can I be next in line for a bounce in the Liarmobile?

~lucky

p.s. I thought you were working...naughty boy.

Sure. Only one rule. What happens in the mobile, stays in the mobile.

Bring your own cuffs.

#L

p.s. Sporadically.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sure. Only one rule. What happens in the mobile, stays in the mobile.

Bring your own cuffs.

#L

p.s. Sporadically.

Cuffs? What, no spare cord lying around?



No worries, hon. I can keep a secret, or two, or three...

~lucky