Silly Little Anecdote for Safe_Bet

[Corylea]

Any of you can read this, but I'm posting it because I thought Safe_Bet might enjoy it.

Although I consider myself bisexual now, when I was in my 20's, I considered myself a lesbian. When I was 24, I was lovers with a woman named Debbie, who was married to a man named John. (We were all polyamorous, so John knew about me -- Debbie and I weren't sneaking around or anything.)

One day I was at their apartment, and Debbie asked me what I'd had for breakfast. I said, "Some yogurt and a banana."

"Oooh," John said. I didn't know that lesbians were allowed to eat bananas!

"It's okay, John -- I put it in a blender with the yogurt."


And it was totally and completely true -- I wasn't just saying that to get him. Engage in sophomoric humor, and you deserve whatever you get.

 

[tickledkitty]

So, why not just PM her instead of starting a thread?

 

[Corylea]

Because I thought other people might enjoy it, too.

 

[jomar]

I've been wondering. What about popsicles?

 

[Safe_Bet]

So, why not just PM her instead of starting a thread?

Democrats, Republicans and Libertarians all suck! There. Now its a political thread. Happy?

Any of you can read this, but I'm posting it because I thought Safe_Bet might enjoy it.

Although I consider myself bisexual now, when I was in my 20's, I considered myself a lesbian. When I was 24, I was lovers with a woman named Debbie, who was married to a man named John. (We were all polyamorous, so John knew about me -- Debbie and I weren't sneaking around or anything.)

One day I was at their apartment, and Debbie asked me what I'd had for breakfast. I said, "Some yogurt and a banana."

"Oooh," John said. I didn't know that lesbians were allowed to eat bananas!

"It's okay, John -- I put it in a blender with the yogurt."

And it was totally and completely true -- I wasn't just saying that to get him. Engage in sophomoric humor, and you deserve whatever you get.

Muahahahaha! Love it! How long did it take him to pick his jaw up off the floor?

I've been wondering. What about popsicles?

Depends on the flavor, but I'd expect that they would taste like shit with yogurt!

 

[Corylea]

Democrats, Republicans and Libertarians all suck! There. Now its a political thread. Happy?

*laugh* Good one!

Muahahahaha! Love it! How long did it take him to pick his jaw up off the floor?

It was less of a jaw-dropping and more of a major wince, plus a little leg crossing.

Depends on the flavor, but I'd expect that they would taste like shit with yogurt!

I'd think it would depend greatly on the popsicle-to-yogurt ratio. You know those creamsicles, the ones that taste like vanilla ice cream covered with fruity sherbet? I bet we could make a popsicle smoothie that tastes like that. *smile*