Silly Irrational Sexual Fears

[HandFan]

I was wondering exactly what kinds of dumb irrational fears people have about sex, things that you know are silly or untrue, but that a part of your brain secretly feels are true. Example: If you masturbate you will grow hair on your palms, ect.

One of mine is that now that I've discovered the wonderous joys of G-spot orgasms, now I'm hesitant to give them to myself...as if there is a limited amount of them that I can have and so I don't want to waste them all at once. LOL! I know this is very stupid, but my brain keeps trying to convince me anyway.

How about you out there? Feel free to run with this whether you have legitimate fears or bogus ones!

 

[silverwhisper]

handfan: so...you're conserving your g-spot orgasms? perhaps you're concerned that there will be a run on them in the future? :>

i periodically have a minor fear of a heart attack during sex, but then again, i'm a smoker, so that's not completely stupidly irrational...just somewhat stupidly irrational. :>

ed

 

[HandFan]

handfan: so...you're conserving your g-spot orgasms? perhaps you're concerned that there will be a run on them in the future? :>

ed

Well, I do have to keep my stock in them high!

 

[bisexplicit]

I couldn't really think of any, but your mentioning of the g-spot does make me think that I do possibly have one irrational fear.

I'm unwilling to try to have a g-spot orgasm, because it does feel (when certain things rub certain ways) like I'm going to urinate - and I really really don't want to accidentally pee.

 

[silverwhisper]

hm...rubber sheets?

handfan: but in a bull market, you gotta ride that wave!

OK, sorry, couldn't help myself there...

ed

 

[SweetErika]

Sometimes I think I'm going to pass out or have an asthma or heart attack during really intense g-spot stimulation. I'm not, of course, but I still have to stop to calm down.

 

[bobsgirl]

I've heard that if you use a vibe to masturbate too often, it makes it harder for you to cum with your partner. So now, I've put myself on a low-vibe diet.

 

[SweetErika]

I've heard that if you use a vibe to masturbate too often, it makes it harder for you to cum with your partner. So now, I've put myself on a low-vibe diet.

I've heard this one too, along with "vibes completely desensitize you" and "vibes cause nerve damage."

The only difference I've noticed is if I hold off from masturbation or sex for awhile, EVERYTHING feels better and I'm more apt to come quickly with a vibe or partner. I credit toys and masturbation with helping me get off more easily since I know myself intimately, can communicate where I am in the cycle and what needs to happen, and have stronger muscles. No low-vibe diet for me!

 

[bobsgirl]

I've heard this one too, along with "vibes completely desensitize you" and "vibes cause nerve damage."

The only difference I've noticed is if I hold off from masturbation or sex for awhile, EVERYTHING feels better and I'm more apt to come quickly with a vibe or partner. I credit toys and masturbation with helping me get off more easily since I know myself intimately, can communicate where I am in the cycle and what needs to happen, and have stronger muscles. No low-vibe diet for me!

Good. It'd really stink if using a vibe ended up being bad for you--just like everything else that feels good or tastes good.

 

[kiwichyck]

Good. It'd really stink if using a vibe ended up being bad for you--just like everything else that feels good or tastes good.

Everything in moderation............

 

[HandFan]

Okay here's one that makes me snort laughingly to myself, but I can't help suspecting.....

That if I use a huge dildo or vibrator at all, that my vagina will get all stretched out....which is why I stick to petite or medium size ones. lol!

 

[pleasteasme]

Good. It'd really stink if using a vibe ended up being bad for you--just like everything else that feels good or tastes good.

If this were true...I wouldn't have much to look forward to!

 

[EJFan]

If this were true...I wouldn't have much to look forward to!

*mind's eye overloads with vivid imagery*

 

[pleasteasme]

*mind's eye overloads with vivid imagery*

Poor EJ...running from the oral castration and loaded with vivid imagery...what am I going to do with you???

 

[EJFan]

Poor EJ...running from the oral castration and loaded with vivid imagery...what am I going to do with you???

*raises hand sharply*

OH! OH! OH! i have an idea! call on me! call on me!

 

[pleasteasme]

*raises hand sharply*

OH! OH! OH! i have an idea! call on me! call on me!

Oh yes, you EJ...you have an answer for me?

 

[Eilan]

Farting. Not queefing. Farting.

 

[M's girl]

Farting. Not queefing. Farting.

I'm with you! Statistics say everyone does it some 14 times a day. I already am relieved I don't seem to notice most of them but when I do, the ones during sex are the worst!

 

[Little Bird]

Poor EJ...running from the oral castration and loaded with vivid imagery...what am I going to do with you???

NOW I have an irrational sexual fear!

 

[pleasteasme]

NOW I have an irrational sexual fear!

Uh oh...this was not my intent!

 

[EJFan]

Uh oh...this was not my intent!

the road to hell was paved with good intentions.

 

[pleasteasme]

the road to hell was paved with good intentions.

OMG, that is sooo my line!!!

 

[RavenousRae]

I couldn't really think of any, but your mentioning of the g-spot does make me think that I do possibly have one irrational fear.

I'm unwilling to try to have a g-spot orgasm, because it does feel (when certain things rub certain ways) like I'm going to urinate - and I really really don't want to accidentally pee.

Me too. I know you're supposed to just keep going and get past it but my mind just says STOP.

 

[eudaemonia]

I knew about vibrators long before I ever had sex, but I was terrified even then that women who used vibes meant that they couldn't cum with a man. So I've always been afraid to use one ... yes, to this day!

 

[M's girl]

Me too. I know you're supposed to just keep going and get past it but my mind just says STOP.

Mine does not.... which results (good news) in no pee but also (the 'bad' news) in no orgasm whatsoever....