Silly Brits...

[Jubal_Harshaw]

I thought it was the canadians that were ignorant about sex, after all they're the ones with the declining population.

 

[Guest]

I came across this thread quite by chance and I am now going to bed with the biggest grin on my face!!

 

[Guest]

Yes and its a bugger to clean up off the shag pile carpet...

And out of your hair.

 

[snooper]

The fact that we've won the last three matches against Australia notwithstanding?

The Earl

That wasn't cricket; that was electric rounders, played while wearing pyjamas. We lost the last five real matches against our convict-colony "cousins".