Signs

[Isolde]

** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."

** Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

** At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

** At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

** In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

** On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

** At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

** On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

 

[SinfulOne]

I was on my way back from D.C. and there was a truck in front of us that said

"Emergency Reefer Service"

We laughed for hours over that. (the effects of the sun obviously)

 

[willywanker]

On a local septic tank cleaning service:

Our Royal Flush beats your Full House.
think about it