Signs that you're living in the wrong town.

[cheerful_deviant]

This made me wonder a little:

I found out today that in my town there is a community group sponsored by a local group of home child care establishments that works to get financial assistance for child care for "Low Income Families". And just what is considered 'low income' in my town? $90,000 a year. I always felt poor, it turns out I really am, at least around here.

Anybody know a good realestate agent?

 

[sophia jane]

This made me wonder a little:

I found out today that in my town there is a community group sponsored by a local group of home child care establishments that works to get financial assistance for child care for "Low Income Families". And just what is considered 'low income' in my town? $90,000 a year. I always felt poor, it turns out I really am, at least around here.

Anybody know a good realestate agent?

Holy shit! You're kidding right?
Signs for me that I live in the wrong town (the wrong town for me, I mean)- most of the ads for single men mention hunting, fishing, and 4wheeling. Sigh. How will I ever meet the "right" man??
Guess I need a real estate agent too.

SJ

 

[Dar~]

Sign for me . . .Eau De Moo. this area is full of dairy and stock ranches. whenever there is a breeze it stinks to high heaven when it rains its like you are in the sewer.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Holy shit! You're kidding right?
Signs for me that I live in the wrong town (the wrong town for me, I mean)- most of the ads for single men mention hunting, fishing, and 4wheeling. Sigh. How will I ever meet the "right" man??
Guess I need a real estate agent too.

SJ

I actually asked twice because I didn't believe her.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. The median home price in this town is pushing 650k or so.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Sign for me . . .Eau De Moo. this area is full of dairy and stock ranches. whenever there is a breeze it stinks to high heaven when it rains its like you are in the sewer.

Sound's like where I grew up. Swamp and cows. Oh, and mosquitoes.

Now it's swamp, yuppies and mosquitoes.

 

[TxRad]

Sound's like where I grew up. Swamp and cows. Oh, and mosquitoes.

Now it's swamp, yuppies and mosquitoes.

Is that supposed to be an improvement CD

 

[JamesSD]

This made me wonder a little:

I found out today that in my town there is a community group sponsored by a local group of home child care establishments that works to get financial assistance for child care for "Low Income Families". And just what is considered 'low income' in my town? $90,000 a year. I always felt poor, it turns out I really am, at least around here.

Anybody know a good realestate agent?

Well at least your neighbors are socially concious

 

[sophia jane]

Well at least your neighbors are socially concious

Slight thread-jack. I always mean to tell you that I love your av, James.
A personal pic?

SJ

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Is that supposed to be an improvement CD

It's not, trust me. I liked the cows better than the yuppies.

Come to think of it, I even liked the mosquitoes better.

 

[Guest]

Holy shit! You're kidding right?
Signs for me that I live in the wrong town (the wrong town for me, I mean)- most of the ads for single men mention hunting, fishing, and 4wheeling. Sigh. How will I ever meet the "right" man??
Guess I need a real estate agent too.

SJ

Have you considered taking up fishing?

 

[sophia jane]

Have you considered taking up fishing?

Well, um, no.

I'd rather be single and play with my toys.

SJ

 

[JamesSD]

Slight thread-jack. I always mean to tell you that I love your av, James.
A personal pic?

Thanks, and yes, that's me and my very special girl.

(end threadjack)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Neon Sign!

You're a lesbian and live less than 20 miles from George W. Bush's Ranch.

 

[The_Fool]

You're a lesbian and live less than 20 miles from George W. Bush's Ranch.

You're a lesbian????


I am so crushed.......

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You're a lesbian????


I am so crushed.......

The wife and I have a list of exceptions.



You're on it!

~lucky

 

[erise]

You're a lesbian and live less than 20 miles from George W. Bush's Ranch.

You should head over there and spread as much of your gay bactreia as you can.


The sign for me, 41 men, 36 accordions. Aaaargh!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You should head over there and spread as much of your gay bactreia as you can.

A great plan on paper, but please remember the Girl Scout Cookie incident.

~lucky

 

[erise]

A great plan on paper, but please remember the Girl Scout Cookie incident.

The what?

 

[CharleyH]

I have no idea about the jokes, but I can love - kiss - have sex and marry anyone I damn well please without getting arrested , especially regarding sex in public A law here from Queen VIC, thank her dyke ass ... that lesbians don't exist

Sooo -I am damn happy!!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The what?

Open-mindedness is still in the Stone Age in Mr. Bush's neck of the woods.

Surprise!

The Girl Scout Cookie Incident

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I have no idea about the jokes, but I can love - kiss - have sex and marry anyone I damn well please without getting arrested , especially regarding sex in public A law here from Queen VIC, thank her dyke ass ... that lesbians don't exist

Sooo -I am damn happy!!!!

Need new neighbors?

 

[Dar~]

Sign you are living in the wrong town . .esp if you are Vella Lucky and Charley . . .

I don't live next door . .or at least down the street.

 

[CharleyH]

Need new neighbors?

I have an architect .

Edit: i was going to add you buy the land ... but LOL - I am sure you got it the first time

 

[erise]

The Girl Scout Cookie Incident

~lucky

Holy hemmoroids, Batman!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I have an architect .

Edit: i was going to add you buy the land ... but LOL - I am sure you got it the first time

*laughing*

I love it, but I'm quite certain that the architect you have in mind would require vast amounts of land...*whispering* and concrete.



~lucky