Signs That Black Bird Is A Fancy Boy

[Guest]

Drinks wine coolers made from beer.

Wants to go shopping.

Posts lyrics to songs with lyrics like "storm of love." Is that even possible?

Thinks NIN is hardcore.


there's gotta be more to being a fancy boy than that. what else? bb, wanna help out?

 

[Weevil]

I don't know, does he wear shirts with ruffled collars and speak in a faux english accent?

I agree about the smirnoff ice, by the way. Yeesh.

 

[kiwiwolf]

If posting interesting threads and adding value to current conversation on the boards make him a fancy boy, then yeah... I suppose he is. Damned nice guy actually.

 

[Weevil]

By the by,

is it me or is Fancy Boy just a great, great insult. Deserves to be up there with cocksmoker and bitch.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Am I the only litizen without a troll? just makes me want to weep!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Dear Diary,

I'm pretty sure my Postman is responsible for Global Warming. He seems to wear an excessive amount of deodorant. Caught a whiff of "Sport Scent" today -- very strong. I think he also killed Tupac, and I think I can prove it. More later...

 

[kiwiwolf]

By the by,

is it me or is Fancy Boy just a great, great insult. Deserves to be up there with cocksmoker and bitch.

LMAO...

 

[Guest]

If posting interesting threads and adding value to current conversation on the boards make him a fancy boy, then yeah... I suppose he is. Damned nice guy actually.

I know sometimes lies can set you free... It's a wicked game, but someone has to play it. Keen and dark and twisted, we find our strength in the games we play.

I don't know about the frilly collars or faux English accent, but he's pushing the bounds of pretentious to new levels.

Oh, and I can look up the lyrics to LIVE's latest crapfest all by myself. Thanks.

 

[SimplySouthern]

OoooOOOhhhHHH.

Does this mean i can call Black_Bird "Spongebob Fancypants"?

That would be so cool.

Elvis is really my mailman. you should see him drive in his little wrong side of the road jeep and balance a jelly doughnut.

It's impressive, I tell ya.

I don't think he's killed anyone, yet. I do attempt to anger him everyday by leaving the little red flag up on the box when there is NO MAIL IN THERE.

Stand back, people. I'm a woman on the edge.

 

[Weevil]

I know sometimes lies can set you free... It's a wicked game, but someone has to play it. Keen and dark and twisted, we find our strength in the games we play.

I don't know about the frilly collars or faux English accent, but he's pushing the bounds of pretentious to new levels.

You know, pussy troll shit aside, he has a point here.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I don't think he's killed anyone, yet. I do attempt to anger him everyday by leaving the little red flag up on the box when there is NO MAIL IN THERE.

Stand back, people. I'm a woman on the edge.

LMAO!

 

[Guest]

Does he skip to the mall or take his mom's VW Cabriolet?

 

[bluespoke]

You'll find out soon enough.

The female of the Blackbird is brown.

Brace yourself!!!!

 

[kiwiwolf]

I know sometimes lies can set you free... It's a wicked game, but someone has to play it. Keen and dark and twisted, we find our strength in the games we play.

I don't know about the frilly collars or faux English accent, but he's pushing the bounds of pretentious to new levels.

Oh, and I can look up the lyrics to LIVE's latest crapfest all by myself. Thanks.

So you have the albums then? Good. Could I borrow you Sound of Music sound track when you have finished with it?


* The hills are alive with the smell of troll shit *

Tell me, which do you envy the most about him... his wit or the attraction a lot of the ladies on the board have for him?

 

[SimplySouthern]

I'm gonna go out on my own and say it's penis size.

I know I always get in a huff when someone's got a big one and won't share with me.

Pretentious bastards.

 

[Black_Bird]

Drinks wine coolers made from beer.
Wants to go shopping.
Posts lyrics to songs with lyrics like "storm of love." Is that even possible?
Thinks NIN is hardcore.

*YES* I have a troll! I have officially become a Lit Regular. I am *so* home!

Oh - and to clarify...

Only piss poor excuses for men feel they need to fit into some fucking mold to justify their manhood.

... and as for "hardcore" music... Slipknot has no talent.

Now bend over, and let this "fancy boy" bang your brown bird until it's bloody.

 

[Guest]

Tell me, which do you envy the most about him... his wit or the attraction a lot of the ladies on the board have for him?

I think the ladies want him like they wanted Liberace.



No, I envy his great taste in codpieces and romance novel lore. And his collection of vintage Anne Murray albums. And his love of mom makes me feel strange as well. There is a lot to envy honestly.

 

[Thumper]

Hey...

I drink Smirnoff Ice...

And when I am done I shove the bottle up a trolls ass...they like it that way.

Damn you SS...I stop every time I see your red flag...dropped my doughnut yesterday. Keep it up and I'll throw your next three Playgirls in the neighbor's box. You know...the deliverance looking guy.

I must not be a regular...I have no troll...

Where is the Metamucil..that will make me regular..and give me a troll too *that is where they come from isn't it?*

 

[Black_Bird]

Damned nice guy actually.

I now know what my new title is going to be.

 

[SimplySouthern]

No, I envy his great taste in codpieces and romance novel lore. And his collection of vintage Anne Murray albums. And his love of mom makes me feel strange as well. There is a lot to envy honestly.

So that's NO to penis size?

 

[Thumper]

So that's NO to penis size?

Yes.

 

[Black_Bird]

I don't know about the frilly collars or faux English accent, but he's pushing the bounds of pretentious to new levels.

YES! NOW I'M PRETENTIOUS TOO! I'M LOVING THIS!!!

Please, tell me more. Tell me what a fucking cunt I must be... I'm a fucking cunt licker and a shrimp fisher, aren't I? Hmm? Come on, gorilla dick, show me what you've got.

 

[Weevil]

YES! NOW I'M PRETENTIOUS TOO! I'M LOVING THIS!!!

Please, tell me more. Tell me what a fucking cunt I must be... I'm a fucking cunt licker and a shrimp fisher, aren't I? Hmm? Come on, gorilla dick, show me what you've got.

Actually, to be fair, I think the whole thread was started because he thinks you're pretentious.

 

[Guest]

Please, tell me more. Tell me what a fucking cunt I must be... I'm a fucking cunt licker and a shrimp fisher, aren't I? Hmm? Come on, gorilla dick, show me what you've got.

Easy kid. I'm not your dad and this isn't one of those late night visits that you cherish.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Yes.

Things were fine and here comes a Sebastian-Skid-Row-wannabe along to ruin things.

Fuck you, Thumper. No, really, fuck you. C'mon.