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There's an old poem I remember hearing a long time ago. I think it goes something like this. Has anyone else heard it and do I have it right?
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Way out in the jungle
Where the coconuts grew
Lived the most signifying monkey
The world ever knew
Now nothing had been stirring
In the jungle for quite a bit
So the monkey decided to start
Some of his signifying shit
He said to the Lion
Under the tree one day,
There's a mean mother fucker
Living down your way
He's talked about you
And all your kin
If you wait a little bit
I'll tell you how it begins
Now me and this elephant
Was talking one day
And he talked about your family
In a hell of a way!
Said he'd fucked your sister
And fucked your niece
And was coming back tonight
To ask your mama for a piece
Lion said, "I'm a peaceful man"
But I won't let that pass,
I'll find that big mother fucker
And kick his big fat ass.
He roared through the jungle
Tearing down trees,
Knocked a few giraffes
Down on their knees
Came upon the elephant
Under the coconut trees
Said, "You big mother fucker"
It's you or me!
Now don't you say
A god-dam word
I'm gonna kick your ass
'Bout something I heard
You say you've fucked my sister
And you've fucked my niece
And are coming back tonight
To ask my mama for a piece
The lion got mad
And began to roar
His tail lashed out
Like a forty-four
Drew back his right
Made a hell of a pass
But the elephant side stepped
And knocked him flat on his ass!
The jungle roared
from that awful fight
When it was over
The lion was a hell of a sight
He crawled away
More dead than alive
That's when the monkey
Started his signifying jive
Oh mister Lion
You don't look so well
Matter of fact you look like
You caught some particular hell
You look likes a cat's ass
With the seven year itch
Now King of the Jungle
Ain't that a bitch?
Every time me and my wife
Try to get a little bit
You come around with that
King of the Jungle bit
Don't you act
Like you want to roar
Or I'll come down
And kick your ass some more.
The monkey got excited
Started jumping up and down
His foot missed the limb
And his ass hit the ground
Like a ball of lightning
And a bolt of heat
The lion was on the monkey
With all four feet
<Lion said - monkey ?
I'm not gonna kick you ass
Cause he kicked mine
I'll kick your little ass
For signifying
Little monkey looked up
With tears in his eyes
Said, "Oh Mr. Lion
I apologize"
If you let me up
Like a gentleman should
I'll kick your big ass
All over these woods.
So the lion let the monkey
Up to give him a fair fight
And the little mother fucker
Jumped clean out of sight.
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Way out in the jungle
Where the coconuts grew
Lived the most signifying monkey
The world ever knew
Now nothing had been stirring
In the jungle for quite a bit
So the monkey decided to start
Some of his signifying shit
He said to the Lion
Under the tree one day,
There's a mean mother fucker
Living down your way
He's talked about you
And all your kin
If you wait a little bit
I'll tell you how it begins
Now me and this elephant
Was talking one day
And he talked about your family
In a hell of a way!
Said he'd fucked your sister
And fucked your niece
And was coming back tonight
To ask your mama for a piece
Lion said, "I'm a peaceful man"
But I won't let that pass,
I'll find that big mother fucker
And kick his big fat ass.
He roared through the jungle
Tearing down trees,
Knocked a few giraffes
Down on their knees
Came upon the elephant
Under the coconut trees
Said, "You big mother fucker"
It's you or me!
Now don't you say
A god-dam word
I'm gonna kick your ass
'Bout something I heard
You say you've fucked my sister
And you've fucked my niece
And are coming back tonight
To ask my mama for a piece
The lion got mad
And began to roar
His tail lashed out
Like a forty-four
Drew back his right
Made a hell of a pass
But the elephant side stepped
And knocked him flat on his ass!
The jungle roared
from that awful fight
When it was over
The lion was a hell of a sight
He crawled away
More dead than alive
That's when the monkey
Started his signifying jive
Oh mister Lion
You don't look so well
Matter of fact you look like
You caught some particular hell
You look likes a cat's ass
With the seven year itch
Now King of the Jungle
Ain't that a bitch?
Every time me and my wife
Try to get a little bit
You come around with that
King of the Jungle bit
Don't you act
Like you want to roar
Or I'll come down
And kick your ass some more.
The monkey got excited
Started jumping up and down
His foot missed the limb
And his ass hit the ground
Like a ball of lightning
And a bolt of heat
The lion was on the monkey
With all four feet
<Lion said - monkey ?
I'm not gonna kick you ass
Cause he kicked mine
I'll kick your little ass
For signifying
Little monkey looked up
With tears in his eyes
Said, "Oh Mr. Lion
I apologize"
If you let me up
Like a gentleman should
I'll kick your big ass
All over these woods.
So the lion let the monkey
Up to give him a fair fight
And the little mother fucker
Jumped clean out of sight.
