Signature lines are for those of you with nothing interesting to say.

[Purple Haze]

Life on the Lit BB is so much better now, I've turned off the signature lines in the control panel. Now I don't have to scroll by these lines of 'brilliance', that are usually longer than the posts they accompany. The park is so much nicer when you can't see the trash, what a wonderful world.

Now, if I could do something about all these dipshit newbies all over the place.

 

[lavender]

 

[SINthysist]

And those fawking avatars that losers place to make themselves look comically intelligent !

 

[Rick DeVille]

Agree, if I want philosphy Ill go to the fucking library.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Originally posted by Puple Haze
Now, if I could do something about all these dipshit newbies all over the place.

...and to think I've been wasting all my time jamming my tounge up all your ass's. What's it take to get some respect around the joint?

(...please ignore av and all letters below sig. line...)

 

[Guest]

I resemble those remarks.

Shame on me.

 

[Mischka]

Signature lines? We have signature lines here?

 

[SINthysist]

3,000 posts.

Try starting threads like

FUCK YOU ASSHOLES! Okay now that I've got your attention, this is my 397th post.

I'M LEAVING 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL JERKS! Okay now that I've got your attention, this is my 398th post.

HEY LAUREL, I HAVE A NEW PUSSY! Okay now that I've got your attention, this is my 399th post.

HEY NITELIGHT, YOU SNIDE BASTARD! Okay now that I've got your attention, this is my 400th post.

You get the idea...

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Ahhh!

Originally posted by SINthysist
3,000 posts.

Try starting threads like

FUCK YOU ASSHOLES! Okay now that I've got your attention, this is my 397th post.

I'M LEAVING 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL JERKS! Okay now that I've got your attention, this is my 398th post.

HEY LAUREL, I HAVE A NEW PUSSY! Okay now that I've got your attention, this is my 399th post.

HEY NITELIGHT, YOU SNIDE BASTARD! Okay now that I've got your attention, this is my 400th post.

You get the idea...

...anyone know how to get the taste of doo-doo off your tongue?


__________________

 

[xzchief]

Just for you, Purple Haze.

I've heard rumors about people turning off reading the signatures. So, I'll start occasionally putting them in my messages.

Everyone has the freedom to speak freely. Just start talking. However, the freedom to speak freely without dissent or consequence does not exist. The only way to guarantee not offending others with one's words is to remain silent.

Oh yeah, my av's also included. Have a nice day.

 

[fillmup]

Now, if I could do something about all these dipshit newbies all over the place.

Sweet sentiment, I just love the show of intellectual superiority!

 

[Rubyfruit]

I turned mine off a long time ago. They clutter up the page too much.

Jamyes, I respect you and you haven't even stuck your tongue up my ass yet.

 

[Purple Haze]

Tiger Woods sure has changed a lot.

JaymesBlond007, why so defensive?

Who's fillmup?

SINthysist, since when is the Joker a symbol of comical intelligence?

No signature lines, what a wonderful world.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Turn off the Sig lines. Holy crappola, what a good idea. I can't believe I hadn't thought of that before. Thank you, Masked Man.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

...anyone know how to get the taste of doo-doo off your tongue?

Go to Ignore and check off "SINthysist", "AJ", "Markov Cain" and "Dingleberry Barry". That should do it.

 

[VanB]

Now, if I could do something about all these dipshit newbies all over the place.

Holy fuck, Batman and I used to think you were a friendly bunch of folk that welcomed newbies!

Obviously when you get to 3000 posts you get so interbred that fresh ideas, intellects and wit from "outside" are no longer welcome

Rant, rave I must leave Lit now that I've been insulted

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Signature lines are for those of you with nothing interesting to say.

Rant, rave I must leave Lit now that I've been insulted

Van darling with that cute av of yours and that sig line which i live to, don't you go leaving lit

Sig line enclosed
T.H. Oughts

I would be a cloud... floating into your world.... I would carry hail ..... on arrival there would be ice melting kisses to deliver....

 

[lobito]

I guess what I find puzzling, is that people feel the need to announce certain things here, the way they do. WHO THE HELL CARES, if you don't have av's or sig lines turned on? Why is THAT thread worthy? And who the hell cares to hear that someone who makes an ass out of themselves is leaving, becasue people just dont' understand them anymore? Certainly not me!


Oh, and Van, it's just SOME people who don't like people who haven't been here as long as them. On the other hand, some of us don't mind telling the one's who've been here longer to fuck off either. Hell, even the "NEW" people can tell others to fuck off, if it makes them feel better.

Lo

P.S. - My sig line says, "Have ass, will travel". So there!

 

[Purple Haze]

Come back, VanB, come back!

(sniffle, sniffle)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Cut! Look, PH, I'm going to need more from you here. Imagine it's your high school sweetheart leaving for college and you're on the train platform waving good-bye. Let's try it again. Back to One, people. And, action...!

 

[VanB]

T.H. I'm going nowhere - I like it here too much and am just beginning to warm up Oh, and I live by my sig too

Lobito don't worry if someone pisses me off I'll tell them to fuck off.

PH Fucking hilarious, my man - you been sniffing glue?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I was going to make love to you but I got high with Prince Harry instead

OMG ... thank god Van is back ... kisses baby ... but seriously is that your real pic on your av??? ... you absolutely have to tell me darling ....

and it's good to see that Charles' in Charge of our days and our nights ....

i wanna be in the movie too ...

what can i play? oh oh oh ... can i be the high school sweetheart ... i'll wear my school uniform ...

<passing Purple an ice cold Blue and a doobie> ...

 

[VanB]

Re: I was going to make love to you but I got high with Prince Harry instead

OMG ... thank god Van is back ... kisses baby ... but seriously is that your real pic on your av??? ... you absolutely have to tell me darling ....

Funny, since I posted this AV I've had that question a lot!

For the record the AV is not me (it's a professional photo for chrissakes!) but looks very much like me - I'm a little older and a little heavier (maybe 10lbs) but essentially it's me.

Kisses

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Re: Signature lines are for those of you with nothing interesting to say.

Holy fuck, Batman and I used to think you were a friendly bunch of folk that welcomed newbies!

We are. Most of us. And most of us like and use and read sig lines, too. (Well, except for Juspar's which is just way too long and if more people start that shit then i'll have to turn mine off too).

Some people here cultivate a prick-ly attitude like it's a second skin made of gold or something.

Ignore anyone whose comments you don't like. The friendlies will always far outnumber those with the nasty 'tude.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Well then I only have one thing to say


SPINAROONIE!!!! SPINAROONIE!!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY SPINAROONIE!!!!!!