Sign up for the blobfish harem!

[blobfish]

I recently started another classic thread about Pereg. Naturally, it instantly got hundreds of replies. I discovered through said thread that Pereg has a harem consisting of a number of the girls on here. This surprised me. I wasn't surprised because Pereg has a harem. In fact, I think he is extremely deserving; he has a long, muscular dicky and that silver hair that women love. Rather, I was surprised when I came to the realization that I do not have a harem. That is the purpose of this thread!

You can sign up for my harem here! You will be well taken care of, and your only responsibility is to give me a blobjob. I'd like each of you to give me one blobjob daily, though please keep in mind that I will need thirty minutes of downtime after each session. You will learn what a blobjob is upon joining.

So, sign up!

A note to ladies: please don't use alts to increase your chances of being selected. None of you will be turned away! There is no need for pushing.

Current members:

1. clutch1 (possible male)
2. LadyVer
3. BgMma
4. deehere

 

[clutch1]

Okay, but only if you promise to be gentle.

 

[LadyVer]

Best wishes for your harem. You deserve it. LOL

 

[blobfish]

Okay, but only if you promise to be gentle.

I find that the best way to avoid disappointment is to make no promises.

 

[blobfish]

Best wishes for your harem. You deserve it. LOL

You joining or what?

 

[LadyVer]

You joining or what?

Sure, if you don't mind older mice... You wouldn't happen to be Rory in disguise would you?

 

[blobfish]

Sure, if you don't mind older mice... You wouldn't happen to be Rory in disguise would you?

No, but Rory and I shared a bed in Thailand.

 

[clutch1]

I find that the best way to avoid disappointment is to make no promises.

Count me out then. Whew! dodged another one.

 

[BgMma]

I have not see Perg's manhood, but I will accept your word.

I'll sign up here. I'm free for now.

 

[blobfish]

I have not see Perg's manhood, but I will accept your word.

I'll sign up here. I'm free for now.

That's good, because I'm not paying. Welcome!

 

[BgMma]

That's good, because I'm not paying. Welcome!

Brilliant!

Now, I insist on giving at least one headjob per day. That is my only request.

Everything else is negotiable.

 

[blobfish]

Brilliant!

Now, I insist on giving at least one headjob per day. That is my only request.

Everything else is negotiable.

I only accept blobjobs.

 

[BgMma]

I only accept blobjobs.

As you wish.

 

[blobfish]

As you wish.

Damn right. Did you bring the blobballs? I need them to get off.

 

[deehere]

Damn right. Did you bring the blobballs? I need them to get off.

Feeling a little harem envy much Blob? What will you think of next? Ok, I'll bite...will there be a dress code requirement of an I Dream of Jeannie type outfit?

 

[blobfish]

Feeling a little harem envy much Blob? What will you think of next? Ok, I'll bite...will there be a dress code requirement of an I Dream of Jeannie type outfit?

There is no dress code, except you can't wear any ugly shit.

 

[deehere]

There is no dress code, except you can't wear any ugly shit.

So, a female version of a leeisure suit and granny panties coming up!

 

[blobfish]

So, a female version of a leeisure suit and granny panties coming up!

That'll do.

 

[blobfish]

Bump for all them fine bitches.

 

[LadyVer]

Bump for all them fine bitches.

That should get them all in here.

 

[blobfish]

That should get them all in here.

It seem to work better than "hoes".

 

[LadyVer]

It seem to work better than "hoes".

LOL So, what's the harem headcount so far?

 

[blobfish]

LOL So, what's the harem headcount so far?

I believe I've gotten it five times today. All swallowed.

 

[LadyVer]

I believe I've gotten it five times today. All swallowed.

Interesting for a blobfish.

 

[blobfish]

Interesting for a blobfish.

Yeah. Most of my bodily fluids are green.