*sighs*

[naudiz]

I swear, it's not me. Sure, I'm clumsy, but I think the laws of physics need to take some responsibility, too.

I went to turn up my computer speakers, and my sleeve barely brushed a tube of lip balm, which rolled over a stack of notes, scattering them, then bounced off my forehead before landing in the trash.

Maybe I'm missing my calling in slapstick.

 

[Raina]

LOL

I'm glad I'm not the only one having a day like that!

 

[Guest]

I swear, it's not me. Sure, I'm clumsy, but I think the laws of physics need to take some responsibility, too.

I went to turn up my computer speakers, and my sleeve barely brushed a tube of lip balm, which rolled over a stack of notes, scattering them, then bounced off my forehead before landing in the trash.

Maybe I'm missing my calling in slapstick.

_______

Well, and there are us that know better.

I think it is another one of your nefarious plots to draw us in under the false pretense of your emoting sympathy, then, you pounce on us...




You fiend. You are just, pure evil...

 

[naudiz]

Well, yes. I'm pure clumsy evil. Why do you think I have henchmen to work my death ray?

 

[ExLimey]

Blame the cat. Pets are handy that way.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Maybe I'm missing my calling in slapstick.

Why do you think I am sitting at a computer all day long? I am afraid to move away from it for fear I will do something else klutzy and have to clean up the mess.

 

[Vulnavia]

Well, yes. I'm pure clumsy evil. Why do you think I have henchmen to work my death ray?

Yeah a death ray loses some of its appeal when you shoot yourself in the foot.

 

[naudiz]

The cats get blamed for their share. Between living with them and being clumsy, there's a little game I like to call Bare Foot Roulette. Last night's game involved me stepping on something squishy and whimpering, "Please be a noodle."

It was. I won that round!

 

[Guest]

Well, yes. I'm pure clumsy evil. Why do you think I have henchmen to work my death ray?

______

Hah!




I KNEW it!





Scoundrel!

 

[naudiz]

Yeah a death ray loses some of its appeal when you shoot yourself in the foot.

They don't call me Limpy McStaggers for nothing.

 

[lavender]

 

[ScarlettRose]

The cats get blamed for their share. Between living with them and being clumsy, there's a little game I like to call Bare Foot Roulette. Last night's game involved me stepping on something squishy and whimpering, "Please be a noodle."

It was. I won that round!

I though I was the only one who had this experience.